ur fired

when someone fails or dose any thing that should have bein better

(an unfunny joke) ur fired!

fails

by calijag November 8, 2010

Ur Mum

The thing that a retard says after u say something like “What did you do today?” Then he answers “Ur Mum”

“What’s ur hobby?”

“Ur Mum”

*Slaps him*

by Shivi Wivy January 30, 2019

ur scared

what you say when you want to 1v1 with someone but they rejects you

man: bro fight me noob i gon' rekt u
man 2: no
man: i bet ur scared get better

by transdisciplinary August 19, 2021

ur mom

defenition 1: ur grandmas daughter, ur dads wife, ur aunts sister, ur cousins aunt, ur uncles sister, ur daughters grandma, ur grandpas daughter, ur sisters/brothers dads wife, UR MOM

defenition 2: a comeback that can replace any noun in a sentence
(also can be used with in bed)

1: is that ur mom? (aka any of the above)

2: ur a party pooper
ur moms a party pooper
(add in bed at the bed of any sentence and it makes sense)
ur a party pooper
ur moms a party pooper
..in bed
COMEBACK: really? usually she gets the party started!

by yer-maum April 24, 2003

ur sister

just like saying ur mom except for a sister as indicated in title

boy 1:u kno who i screwed last night?
boy 2:UR SISTER!!
boy 1:hey, that was mean :(

by c00kie monsta September 3, 2006

ur sick

when someone says something ridiculous or idiotic

douche: Hey lemme borrow 20.

You: Ur Sick!!

by Strahl August 23, 2007

Ur Mom

A hoe

I love Ur Mom

by lolkingkinglol August 25, 2022