Testosterous

A preposterous amount of testosterone. Something incredibly Manly or Hard

Example 1:
"Did you just see those two guys jousting on trail bikes? It's totally Testosterous"

Example 2:
Guy 1: "Wow, that dude just towed a 747 with his teeth, that's one of the most testosterous thing I've ever seen."

by Timmy_222 November 13, 2009

teeton

1. Similar to a nipple, used for disguise when speaking in large groups.

1. Dude, Wendy Sally has gots a nice pair of teetons on her.

by felipe ronquel July 20, 2009

Textolepsy

The condition that results in failure to stay awake during late night text conversations.

Guy 1: I was texting her last night, but she never responded.

Guy 2: Yeah, her textolepsy probably kicked in.

by mr.dk December 22, 2008

testosterone

A very powerful drug - transforms men into idiots!

Yeah, who needs a brain when he can have testicles?

by perflubon January 21, 2005

Testosterone

The nickname for the ultimate lesbian.

I once saw a woman that looked EXACTLY like Billy Joe Armstrong. She is now known as Testosterone.

by Perdouchewagon January 19, 2010

Testosterphone

(verb). To make an unnecessarily loud and aggressive public or office phone call, designed to let everyone in the vicinity know how important and irreplaceable you are. This type of call is often (but not exclusively) made by a Bluetool.

"The new consultant decided to testosterphone his contacts in the industry all afternoon".

by Becca G December 27, 2008

Textover

The feeling of anxiety, regret, and panic after realizing you shouldn't have texted someone. This usually occurs on half price wine nights.

Oh, man, I just texted that dude from last night. I feel a killer textover coming on!

by Sueszy December 23, 2010