an quasi-medical diagnosis justifying an impulsive behavior that is regretted the next day. considered by men as the perfect excuse for justifying seemingly inappropriate behavior or for stopping a perceived rejection by females.
11:30pm, Mike texts with a "platonic", opposite sex friend:
"Joy, send me dirty pics."
"Um, ladies don't go first."
"How do I know you'll do it?"
"You don't."
(Mike sends uncensored pics of his dick.)
"Thank you."
The following day, Mike EMAILS Joy:
"I want to clear up yesterday. I was drunk, and tired, and fell asleep. I woke up to my phone vibrating, and it was you responding to messages that I don't remember sending. Asking for pics? No joke, I was SLEEP TEXTING. So I apologize for all of that and for being out of line. It makes me nervous because I've never done that before! What if I SLEEP TEXT someone that I shouldn't, and I get kicked out of school?"
"Joy, send me dirty pics."
"Um, ladies don't go first."
"How do I know you'll do it?"
"You don't."
(Mike sends uncensored pics of his dick.)
"Thank you."
The following day, Mike EMAILS Joy:
"I want to clear up yesterday. I was drunk, and tired, and fell asleep. I woke up to my phone vibrating, and it was you responding to messages that I don't remember sending. Asking for pics? No joke, I was SLEEP TEXTING. So I apologize for all of that and for being out of line. It makes me nervous because I've never done that before! What if I SLEEP TEXT someone that I shouldn't, and I get kicked out of school?"
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The act of texting while asleep. Usually occurs when you're drunk or when drunk and emotional friends text you in the middle of the night. There is no recollection of the texting in the morning.
Chick: I know I was drunk, but I can't believe what you said in your text to me last night!
Dude: Get out! I didn't text you last night
Chick: Yeah, you did!
Dude: Damn....I must have been sleep texting...uhhh what did I say??
Dude: Get out! I didn't text you last night
Chick: Yeah, you did!
Dude: Damn....I must have been sleep texting...uhhh what did I say??
by TPitts September 25, 2008
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girl. I wonder if he got my text(ringgggggggggggggg)hello
guy. WTH was that text about.
girl. why the fuck are you calling me hang up and text it.
guy. Why?......hello....hello......fuckin hoe.texting fuking sucks
girl. (looks at text)its over bitch.(calls bf)
guy. hello..
girl. why is it over wad i do?
guy.fku,hang up and text it bitch.
girl. I wonder if he got my text(ringgggggggggggggg)hello
guy. WTH was that text about.
girl. why the fuck are you calling me hang up and text it.
guy. Why?......hello....hello......fuckin hoe.texting fuking sucks
girl. (looks at text)its over bitch.(calls bf)
guy. hello..
girl. why is it over wad i do?
guy.fku,hang up and text it bitch.
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Robbie: "I've been suspicious for a whilst, are you texting Niall?"
Jonathan: "Yes."
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