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Sleep Texting

an quasi-medical diagnosis justifying an impulsive behavior that is regretted the next day. considered by men as the perfect excuse for justifying seemingly inappropriate behavior or for stopping a perceived rejection by females.
11:30pm, Mike texts with a "platonic", opposite sex friend:

"Joy, send me dirty pics."
"Um, ladies don't go first."
"How do I know you'll do it?"
"You don't."
(Mike sends uncensored pics of his dick.)
"Thank you."

The following day, Mike EMAILS Joy:

"I want to clear up yesterday. I was drunk, and tired, and fell asleep. I woke up to my phone vibrating, and it was you responding to messages that I don't remember sending. Asking for pics? No joke, I was SLEEP TEXTING. So I apologize for all of that and for being out of line. It makes me nervous because I've never done that before! What if I SLEEP TEXT someone that I shouldn't, and I get kicked out of school?"
by Lily64015 February 15, 2012
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butt texting

Creating random,nonsensical text messages while riding your bicycle with your 'powered on' cell phone in your back pocket.
An example of butt texting:

"Door fate yesterday. Nope"
by Marco1950 April 15, 2014
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sleep texting

The act of texting while asleep. Usually occurs when you're drunk or when drunk and emotional friends text you in the middle of the night. There is no recollection of the texting in the morning.
Chick: I know I was drunk, but I can't believe what you said in your text to me last night!
Dude: Get out! I didn't text you last night
Chick: Yeah, you did!
Dude: Damn....I must have been sleep texting...uhhh what did I say??
by TPitts September 25, 2008
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drunken texting

This occurs when you attempt to text message someone from a payphone while under the influence of top much alcohol.
I was totally drunken texting you last night dude! It was hilarious...
by manicpanicd January 30, 2008
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texting

one of the dumbest things in the world for a relationship.
guy.(looks at phone) lol giggels.........WTH

girl. I wonder if he got my text(ringgggggggggggggg)hello

guy. WTH was that text about.

girl. why the fuck are you calling me hang up and text it.

guy. Why?......hello....hello......fuckin hoe.texting fuking sucks

girl. (looks at text)its over bitch.(calls bf)

guy. hello..

girl. why is it over wad i do?

guy.fku,hang up and text it bitch.
by tacosssssss May 13, 2010
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Pirate texting

When someone gets very very drunk and decides it's a good idea to text someone they really shouldnt...except the only way to not see 2 screens of their mobile is to close one eye - like a pirate! Haha!
'OMG i was so drunk last night i ended up pirate texting Bill'
by Jen Brown March 27, 2007
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Texting Niall

When a closet Homosexual needs an emotional outlet they text Niall.
You can also tell a person is homosexual if they have texts form Niall on there phone.
If a person is homosexual you can ask them if 'they are texting Niall' to confirm there homosexuality
Jonathan: " I've got something to tell you mate"
Robbie: "I've been suspicious for a whilst, are you texting Niall?"
Jonathan: "Yes."
by RobbiesBananaSpecial August 18, 2011
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