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A Left Testicle Decision

To Make a Choice using knowledge not from you Brain, Dick or Right Testicle, but making the choice from Knowledge from you Left Gonad. This Decision is usually something dumb as fuck like Date Rape or Wearing Socks and Sandals.
Harry: I think I should Get a Donald Trump Cut!
Bennie: Harry you dumb fucking cowpuncher, Stop Making such A Left Testicle Decision!
by The Ass Reaper March 31, 2015
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im missing all 3 testicles

This is a phrase made by a pure genius it’s what you when you busted 3 nuts into your dads anal cavity and forces him to break his back so you then stick your penis into an orange and ejaculate immensely
Dude last weekend was lit Im missing all 3 testicles now because of it
by 39 year old feminist January 11, 2018
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Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity

The overbearing feeling in human psychology that makes one believe that their testicles are unnaturally small.
Hayley: I just feel that my balls...aren't as big as some of the other boys'.
Psychologist: Listen here you focking mong. The only reason your "balls" are small is because of the way you see them. If you view your balls as exceptionally large, then they will be. Currently, you suffer from a rare condition in females called Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity which makes you retarded. Sorry, but that's just how it is.
by Keef Scott September 13, 2020
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play soccer with my testicles

When the monsters behind the blue fence get horny and decide they want to play soccer.
Hey, watch out for that blue fence. The one time the monsters behind that fence got so horny that they decided to play soccer with my testicles.
by Ballistic573 December 21, 2020
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testicle tea

testicle tea is a synonym for semen.
how bout a nice big glass of testicle tea?
by M Chambers December 11, 2006
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testicleburger

a woman who pussy whips a man
Matt is so pussy whiped by his girlfriend she is such a testicleburger
by lmxdurgex June 20, 2009
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Testicular Manslaughter

Unintentional death on account of choking on gonads.
by CrowFace October 8, 2006
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