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Hollywood Tampon

Any male who’s known more for the women he’s dated rather than having actually accomplished anything remarkable or interesting.
Any guy who is primarily famous for the celebrity vaginas he’s been in rather than an having an actual career or talent of his own. Typically they are never in the same vagina for more than a month or two.
Garett "What exactly does John Mayer do? I keep hearing that hes a singer or something."

Allison " Naw, he has no talent other than dating famous women for the sake of the cover of people magazine. Celebrity chicks just pass him around like a hollywood tampon"

John Mayer, Ray J, Scot Baio, Pauly Shore, are all Hollywood tampons
** Lance Armstrong would be a more respectable Hollywood tampon, he's worked very hard to obtain tampon status.
by PinkMouse July 14, 2009
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Tampon Girl

When a girl is on her period and she decides to wear a short skirt/dress while wearing no panties and allows the string of her tampon to hang out while she dances.

The phrase 'Tampon Girl' has been immortalized at the University of Illinois because of an incident that happened at Joe's Brewery in the early morning hours of September 14, 2008. Eye witnesses claim that they spotted a girl in a short pink dress dancing on stripper poles who revealed a tampon string hanging out of her vag. This was later posted on the University of Illinois Juicy Campus Forum. While the true identity of the Tampon Girl has never been revealed, it has been a sensation there ever since.
Brie: "OMG do you see that skank dancing on the poles?"
Angie: "OMFG it must be the return of Tampon Girl!"


Brian: "Do you want to go to Joe's Friday night?
Jake: "No, Tampon girl will be on the rag again. You should steer clear of Joe's this weekend, unless you want to bring home that slut for some fun in her poop portal."
by Brock S February 18, 2009
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emotional tampon

What someone becomes when you harangue them endlessly with all your sad sob stories. To make someone's ears the recepticle of of all your bullshit issues.
After having heard about her breakup for the millionth time, I screamed " Get a maxi pad - I'm not your emotional tampon!"
by Mi 'Chelle September 3, 2009
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temporal causality poop

The act of pooping so hard that you become immediately hungry and then the proceeding feast only leads to yet another poop. A vicious cycle. Particularly when you can no longer remember if the loop was started by a poop or a meal, at this point you know you have entered a temporal causality poop.
Dude I found the best 24-hour all-you-can-eat Buffet in Vegas with really nice toilets inside. I totally forced myself into a temporal causality poop. I was there for days!
by Dane Hansen August 14, 2011
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temporal dysplasia

A made up medical condition to describe a person who cannot feel the passing of time. Mentioned in Freeform's "Stitchers"
She has temporal dysplasia, so she doesn't know what time feels like.
by stitchmein June 9, 2016
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flesh tampon

A penis, which is commonly used for sexual encounters and clogging the vagina.
Lauren craves the flesh tampon daily, no hourly, no minutely, wait secondly.
by lauren and sarah... and kristin September 30, 2006
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tampowned

Getting beat up so badly that tampons are required to stop the bleeding
Dude, Eddie got so tampowned after they shoved that pool cue up his ass.
by Nelson Wilbury January 16, 2006
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