Tard Fuck

When the person is so retarded, that they can not even be defined as a "Fuck Tard"

Parjeet: Did you see Ali mess up?
Zamir: Yup, because he's a tard fuck.

by pooperscooper1221 August 25, 2018

bush-tard

the only word i can think of to discribe bush.-

bush is a tard so there for he is a bush-tard

by shippo May 13, 2005

tard tapper

one who has sexual relations with a retarded person.

Did you hear that Scotty lost his job last week at the group home for being a tard tapper? They are thinking about filing charges against him.

by Jay E. Griffin March 31, 2008

Avant Tard

It's for all those times when the art snobbery of a piece reaches such high levels that the feeble attempts made at being "exotic" or "ground breaking" just lands the artist squarely in the realm of retardation.

"I went to this new art gallery last week but it was so Avant Tard that it hurt!"

by Alienswede September 17, 2008

tard sauce

This sauce is every tard fam member's favorite sauce. It makes sense that it is their favorite because it seems to enhance the tard factor in each of them after being consumed. They do not have access to this sauce daily as it is a foreign substance but when a tard does get access to it, they will go crazy on the sauce. With weed, dabs are extremely potent, tard sauce is similar as it is the most potent influence and will cause many tard-outs. This sauce is peanut sauce.

Henry: Yo, since we're ordering Thai tonight, make sure we ask for a side of tard sauce, I mean peanut sauce, so we can satisfy our local tard fam member.

by TurnM3Up December 30, 2020

tard guard

another name for people who take care of mentally handicapped kids and prevent them from harming them selves or others.

johnny got a job with the tard guard, then he got pooped on

by bobby brown75 July 3, 2006

lard tard

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.

That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.

by PMax January 11, 2009