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tard brain

A brain that belongs to a tard. A tard brain rarely functions and on the occasion that it does function, it's gonna make a blunder. All members of tard fam have this type of brain and the tard brain was most likely first discovered in their family too. Norman "Nick" is the oldest one out of the bunch so you can bet that he was the first one with it but then it spread to York and Mike Carlson among others. For some unknown reason, it seems like York got the runt of the litter here because his brain is wayyy worse than the other two.
*York at Noah's house for dinner and Noah's mom made enchiladas*
Noah's mom: Hey York, how are the enchiladas, are they just like your mom makes them?
York: Yea, my parents are good but they've been busy with the motel and stuff like that
Noah's mom probably wondering: What the hell is this nigga on?
Noah wondering: I knew this dude was retarded but I didn't know his tard brain was this stupid.
by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020
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bush-tard

the only word i can think of to discribe bush.-
bush is a tard so there for he is a bush-tard
by shippo May 13, 2005
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tard tapper

one who has sexual relations with a retarded person.
Did you hear that Scotty lost his job last week at the group home for being a tard tapper? They are thinking about filing charges against him.
by Jay E. Griffin March 31, 2008
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Avant Tard

It's for all those times when the art snobbery of a piece reaches such high levels that the feeble attempts made at being "exotic" or "ground breaking" just lands the artist squarely in the realm of retardation.
"I went to this new art gallery last week but it was so Avant Tard that it hurt!"
by Alienswede September 17, 2008
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tard sauce

This sauce is every tard fam member's favorite sauce. It makes sense that it is their favorite because it seems to enhance the tard factor in each of them after being consumed. They do not have access to this sauce daily as it is a foreign substance but when a tard does get access to it, they will go crazy on the sauce. With weed, dabs are extremely potent, tard sauce is similar as it is the most potent influence and will cause many tard-outs. This sauce is peanut sauce.
Henry: Yo, since we're ordering Thai tonight, make sure we ask for a side of tard sauce, I mean peanut sauce, so we can satisfy our local tard fam member.
by TurnM3Up December 30, 2020
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tard guard

another name for people who take care of mentally handicapped kids and prevent them from harming them selves or others.
johnny got a job with the tard guard, then he got pooped on
by bobby brown75 July 3, 2006
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lard tard

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.
That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.
by PMax January 11, 2009
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