toms river

The town in New Jersey where Courtney Brown lives.

Im going to Toms River today to see Courtney Brown because shes hott and I love her and want her to have my babies.

by I<3CB June 13, 2004

Toms Dad

Inner London vernacular for a homosexual in their late 60s.

"Look at that queer looking old man!"
"Yeah, he's a right Toms Dad"

by Captain Brazil October 25, 2012

Thomson, Georgia

Located outside of Disgusta, GA. Absolutely the lamest town in America. The humidity will make your ass sweat and your armpits smell like farts. Full of fat, white trash rednecks who think that Chick-fil-A is fine dinning and Walmart as not only the place for entertainment but also to go grocery shopping. It's also full of low income people who don't know where else to go other than staying here. It's worst town to live.

I'd rather join the army and go to war than work in the ghetto ass Walmart in Thomson, Georgia! At least it's more fun fighting for FREEDOM!

by Amazonia Linux June 23, 2023

thoms

spot the gimp

instead of "your are a gimp", say "you thoms"

by robert champion March 9, 2004

toms

n. shortened version of the word "tomorrow."

usually used in chatting or IM-ing, when people don't want to type out "tomorrow."

"hey, can we meet for coffee toms?"
"yea i'm seeing jeff toms, i'm super excited for our date."

by concavity January 11, 2010

Tomscott

When an aspiring young executive reads every definition on urban dictionary, and proceeds into a downward spiral of pedophilia and scatological obsession.

I'm glad our company has a firewall, otherwise I would have tomscotted myself onto cnn.

by tshrecc December 29, 2007

toms neighbour bradley

thomas' bitch, hes little fuck shit, hes pimp cunt, hes money maker, hes wank bucket, hes under age of consent fun, hes little romeo casablancka, hes little lisp flasher

tom- oi bradley, wots the rudest word u know begining with w?
bradley- i dont know thomassssssssss
tom- its wank
bradley- wots that thomassssssss
tom- ill show u bradley

by thomas_the_bombus January 21, 2005