Toggafsyk

Toggafsyk is a guy who can't use grammar and somehow he is a HR in Nation of Sinister. His name also means kys faggot, but somehow he got unbanned one million times.

Guy 1: "Hello Toggafsyk, how are you?"
Toggafsyk: "Am gud hwo r u?"
Guy 1: "What?"
Toggafsyk: "AM SIMP AM SIMP AM SIMP"
Guy 1: "Okay..."

by vivacapsuni May 13, 2020

Faux-tographer

n. someone who claims to be a photographer but isn't; monkey with a spiffy camera

His shots are not bad for a faux-tographer.

by fauxdeville March 7, 2011

toggie

french letter or condom, used to protect you from sti, vd, std and csa.

"i was feeling a bit hoity toity last night, so i slipped on a toggie and had a posh wank" or "my tallywhacker was so small, thst when i whipped it out, i left the toggie wedged in her flackets"

by faaisao August 22, 2011

Togan

Any object

"Wow, Look at that togan over there!" or "You have a pretty togan"

by Togan Togan December 8, 2016

Toga-riffic

The way Joey Tribbiani wished a terrific experience in a restaurant for a family while he was dressing ancient Roman clothes.

Joey: Have a toga-riffic one.

by mahHD December 19, 2008

Tognoff

An incredibly talented soccer team, especially one that gets along well and has a lot of fun while training and competing. Also spelled taugnoff.

Wow, did you see that team? They were so tognoff!

by Socceroo10 September 9, 2011

Togottles

When one orders bottle service to go at a club.

"Bro, bro, bro. Last night I ordered 5 bottles of Goose at the table, and 3 togottles of Patron on the way out. Fuckin' why not right?"

by CliffordCharles June 6, 2013