by Urfaaace January 2, 2017
Get the Stonedmug. 
Look at that cute boy over there, he's such a stone! cute
Look at my new phone, it's so stone!
Look at that kid over there, he just flipped off the principal, he's got stones.
Look at my new phone, it's so stone!
Look at that kid over there, he just flipped off the principal, he's got stones.
by Enots February 12, 2014
Get the Stonemug. An action where one effectively 'kills' a joke by either adding too much onto it or through the over analyasis of it. Witnesses of the stoneing may then shout "stoned" at the 'stoner' to show just how un-funny they are.
The two types of 'Stoneing' are as follows...
1.
Person A: why did the chav cross the road? to start on the chicken for no reason
Person B: hahahahahahahahaahaha that so funny, to start on the chicken for no reason: like "oi! chicken what you looking at?! ima brapze you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up. its funny cuz a chav would actually do that.
Person A: STONED
2.
Person A: He is such a dickhead!
Person B: Yeah, a pubeless dick!
Person C: Hahaha yeah, like, he also has no balls, and hasn't gone through puberty and it is really small and has hair on it
Person A & B: STONED!
1.
Person A: why did the chav cross the road? to start on the chicken for no reason
Person B: hahahahahahahahaahaha that so funny, to start on the chicken for no reason: like "oi! chicken what you looking at?! ima brapze you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up. its funny cuz a chav would actually do that.
Person A: STONED
2.
Person A: He is such a dickhead!
Person B: Yeah, a pubeless dick!
Person C: Hahaha yeah, like, he also has no balls, and hasn't gone through puberty and it is really small and has hair on it
Person A & B: STONED!
by STONED! March 29, 2010
Get the Stoneingmug. The 3rd stage of being high (the 1st buzzed, 2nd high).
Reaching a level of being stoned, is usually achieved after smoking a good amount of weed. example, a few bowl packs, a blunt, a few joints, or a few bong packs. Easily the best feeling in the world.
Reaching a level of being stoned, is usually achieved after smoking a good amount of weed. example, a few bowl packs, a blunt, a few joints, or a few bong packs. Easily the best feeling in the world.
I was so stoned last night, i smoke a blunt and 3 bowl packs!
-Lets get stoned
-but we only have one bowl pack
-its cool i have a bag
-Lets get stoned
-but we only have one bowl pack
-its cool i have a bag
by KFRESHHH July 27, 2009
Get the Stonedmug. Weak snitching type off brand niggas who usually migrate from large cities ex: ( Michigan) to small citys like ex: (Ohio )
Them stones always get indicted and get out . or Them stones undercover informants or Them stones is fugasey ass cats they work with the boys when they get knocked off top .
by C.Diorr January 13, 2014
Get the Stonesmug. when a group of unintelligent ghetto baggy dressed teens gather around you to make jokes, no worry usualy the jokes are corny but only they will laugh
uh oh oh , im bout to stone this nigga,, ook at them dred locks.. looks liek a old ass mop , or did your head just take a shit
by big emmanuel from NY March 14, 2004
Get the stonemug.