Slump

/sləmp/
verb: To knock someone tf out.
Adj: To be asleep

verb: "DAMN, NIGGA GOT SLUMPED!!"
adj: "Johnny over there hit too much off the blunt, that fool is slump"

by Swimming With Martyrs February 20, 2017

Blump-Slump

When a person is saddened by their lack of oral sex while taking a shit.

Jack scheduled an appointment with his therapist to talk about his feelings surrounding the major blump-slump he was in.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Slump

Knocking someone out or injuring them so badly they can barely function

Dakota slumped me in science after I said 50v50 wins count as regular wins

by Statefarmguy124 June 11, 2018

Slumped

When a protagonist/main character is fighting and the power difference between them and the antagonist/villain is so large that a non-weeb can recognise it. However you can only say this word when you believe the protagonist will lose and before the verdict of the fight is declared.

For example:
X: “Yo, Ichigo is fighting Yhwach (Juha Bach)!”
Z: “Man, he’s gonna get slumped it’s so obvious.”
X: “We don’t know that yet.”
Z: “Look at that power difference. I don’t even watch anime and I can tell.”

by FtheHokage February 22, 2021

fat slump

When you eat your way through a slump and gain weight

Hey man, is your girl gaining weight? Yah things are slow and she fell into a fat slump. She'll be back to normal once she sells a few houses

by Heynowman August 30, 2023

Slump god

To be in deep sleep or slumped. Can also be used as a verb.

Blazer slept through his class because he was slump god.

by MaSoNwOrK February 20, 2021

Slump

When you're high AF and can barely open your eyes and melting into the couch

"He's all slump from just 2 hits of the kind bud"

by Papa Ski March 26, 2016