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Lotion

Adjective (complimentary)
Derived from motion (slang).
Made to roll off the tongue when referring to someone as having motion(money/resources) and with rizz.
Lotion is a common expression used among hip and trendy youngsters to describe someone with MANY maidens.

The logic behind "Lotion" is that you use lotion to lubricate yourself when instantly gratifying your virgin needs AND those of your many MANY MAIDENS. I'm sure I'm forgetting something LIKE THE NUMBER OF MAIDENS I HAVE BECAUSE I HAVE INFINITE LOTION. I could rub it all over myself. Lubricate myself properly... like a chad.
"He's got motion, and lotion. What a cool guy"
"He looks like he's full of lotion"
"Wow he's got all the lotion, big W"
"They have so much lotion they stole all the maidens (unlike some random fella that goes by the name of... Spidey)"
"They have so much lotion it could lubricate your entire mother"
"Look over there! Is that... Mr. Motion Lotion?! *Gasp -- Yes. It's me, Mr. Motion Lotion *Starts mewing"
by IAmNoOneEeeeE May 18, 2024
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miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!
dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)
by tulshead January 12, 2012
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lotion slinger

Dude that beat his meat and sling lotion everywhere
Lotion slinger is yo sling lotion everywhere when ur beating ur meat
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lotionalizing

To moisturize one's skin/body with lotion.
I told my roommate, Ivy, not to come in the room because I just came out of the shower and was lotionalizing.
by marzena August 24, 2008
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lotion and whistles

“L plug he said this weed not even strong like I had a dream of eating a bowl of lotion and whistles
by NYC.Alex December 4, 2024
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lotion night

when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.
what did you do last saturday night

it was not saturday night it was lotion night

oh...what movie did they see
by lotion night every night March 10, 2012
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lotion bowling

The act of sliding lotion across the floor as if you were bowling.
"ha ha ha i'm lotion bowling over here!"
by lotion_god October 11, 2022
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