Tellyclapper

Liverpool fan who says they cant get a ticket for the game so they go the pub and clap at the tv.

That Liverpool fan says he cant get a ticket for the game. How come people from Norway and Devon can? He's a liar he just doesnt try and is a Tellyclapper.

by Go the game blue August 27, 2009

Telle

A real friend. people tend to misunderstand her jokes & taunts, but she's a fricken beast at everyything . She's gorgeous , and she's a bird . :D

...That's Telle . :3

by Cricket. <3 March 25, 2011

Tell him to go eat shit Johnny

The act of telling a lost Nun to consume excrement and mistakingly decend from there mount.

Gyro: Tell him to go eat shit Johnny

Johnny: Tell him yourself

Gyro: Eat shit asshole! Fall off your horse!

by Bojo183926 August 18, 2021

tell me about it

1) A way of stating that they're talking about something you know very well or agree with.
2) A way of stating that they're actually talking about you. (Often used as sarcasm).

1)
Ben: Punching hurts people
Frank: Tell me about it!

2)
Ben: Did you tell her about your "problems"
Frank: Being god-like isn't a problem
Ben: Tell me about it

by Aprimez November 14, 2011

telly

british word for television

i onlty watch FOOTBALL MATCHES on the telly, not "soccer games", you idiot

by pigaloo April 16, 2010

tell it to your blog

This is used in forums and can be said aloud if you'd like. It is told to drama queens and people generally being overly dramatic. It can also be said if people are talking for themselves to be heard and aren't contributing to anything when they're speaking/typing.

Jessica: So I bought three barbie dolls and then I combed their hair for six hours. They're really pretty just like me. I wish somebody would love me.

Arthur: Tell it to your blog

Jessica: What's that mean?

Arthur: Look it up on urban dictionary you overdramatic (expletive).

by teddyrux August 7, 2006

You tell em B

Slogan of Barack Obama voters use to affirm a statment Obama made during a speech. The slogan was created by an Obama stan during Obama's May 6, 2008 celebration speech, after having won the North Carolina primary. The 21st Century version of "Give em hell Harry", the major slogan of Harry Truman stans.

Obama: "...I want to thank the people of North Carolina for giving us a victory in a big state, a swing state, and a state where we will compete to win if I am the Democratic nominee for president of the United States"
Obama stan: "You tell em B!"

by NoMamesBuey May 6, 2008