you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it.

“life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it” - Ferris Bueller

Basically means to enjoy life and do want you wanna do, don’t let anyone stop u from living life to the fullest.

parent: make sure you go to school everyday and become successful. If I see you on your phone your grounded, study!

Kid: no, I want to have some fun and enjoy life, just like what Ferris Bueller said

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it.

by champagnebaby November 19, 2019

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't

Something said when informed of yet another failure of society

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?

by badgerman5566 May 22, 2010

don't trip, money grip!

Relax dude; Relax, you have cash. "Don't trip" derived from the 60's slang acid trip where drug users suffered pharma hallucinations and profound, sustained reality detachment.

Money grip is dual use term for a person generically, and also a person holding cash. From hold comes grip.

Person A: God Damn! Have you seen the price of Bubbalicious?! 35 cents? For a Pack?! Daaaaammmmn!

Person B: Don't trip, money grip! and buy me a pack of grape! Damn you're cheap. For realz and with all those benjamins clogging your ass!

by T-Beeze May 2, 2008

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

Seriously? You and your sleepover friends we're SOO bored you searched this up?

It's litterly a vine!

Stop using a fucking word dictionary to search up what you already know.

*𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘨! *
The man shoots the ceiling.

The brother sits approximately 10-20 ft. away.

He thinks.

He insults.

"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you

You may be a brother, or a sister, maybe even and uncle.

The son and/or daughter may do something that frustrates you.

This is the perfect time to insult them

"𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘔𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚𝘕'𝘛 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜! "

by KelpyHere March 16, 2020

M.O.T.H.

1: Mark Of The HO. The Name of the now so common LOWER BACK Tattoo found on many young women. Commonly tribal work, flowers, butterflies, fairies, Etc. or a combination of the above.
2:The M.O.T.H. is also know at a TARGET, Or better yet a CUM target.
3: A good way of labeling young women as cookie cutter sheep that follow meaningless fashion trends. Example of these type of women are, all of the Spring Break girls, Girls gone wild girls, and of course Brittany Spears

"That skeez and all her friends have the MOTH."
"That girl Jim is dating looks Really nice and sweet. Yeah I would laugh my ass off if he finds out she has a MOTH"

by "NiNJa" CHris February 28, 2005

F.M.O.T.

A wannabe Jew, short for Fake Member of the Tribe.

Benjamin Jewski had the jew-fro and the big nose, was a cheap bastard, and always wore a yammulke around, but there was no kidding anyone that he was nothing but an Irish Catholic wanna-be F.M.O.T.

by Nick D April 2, 2004