Shuttle Valve

The blamed single-point failure of a man's proposed mission to get laid when the real mission was to Premature Ejaculate and cock block his own cock, thereby wetting pussies but never giving them the satisfaction they don't deserve.

This has been said to be the highest zen move of a few super advanced fuck masters. Namely the Oyel Giants.

Whatever, I've been fucking around with Joe since Billy's shuttle valve is acting nuts and he leaves the seat up and my butt keeps hitting the toilet water and whatever I'm just like fuck that, I'm not even going to tell him, but then again Joe's shuttle valve has been acting weird too lately. Whatever I deserve it... I'm a bitch

by Spill Communication June 25, 2010

Stogy Shuttle

A cigarillo rolled with weed that is meant to be smoked; another term for a blunt; like a paper plane being a term for a joint a stogy shuttle is a term for a blunt

We rolled up a stogy shuttle and smoked it to mars.

by stogyshuttlesmoker November 20, 2010

Scuttle the ship

A variant of the donkey punch. Scuttling the ship is the act of having sex with your partner (male or female) in a pool or other large body of water, and seconds before the giver climaxes, they force the takers head under the water without warning. Similar to sinking the ship before the end of the battle, one can call this Scuttling the ship.

So last night I was totally baggin this chick but she just kept talking. We were in the pool and I decided to scuttle the ship. That shut her up.

by psikys June 6, 2009

Scuttle Butt

One whose butt is small and scuttle is very large.

That Jessica girl sure is a Scuttle Butt, I can hardly see her butt under all that scuttle!

by RatFaceKilluh August 22, 2011

Scuttlebutt

The act of continuously farting while walking. Popping off multiple farts while walking. As you take each step you cut another fart.

Mike: Eweee!, what't that smell?!

Russ: Oh that's just me scuttlebuttin' across the house.

Mike: Oh, cool. I thought that was a black cat firecracker going off.

Russ: Nope, just me getting my thorough scuttlebtt on.

by RussRidd November 9, 2012

scuttle

A mating dance that resembles the walk of a crab usually preformed by young venezuelan imigrant males while on vacation in a heavily female populated resort.

Ian often would scuttle over to where all the fine lookin ladies were.

by Big J W October 2, 2007

sluttle

to be slutty in a subtle way

"See that girl over there?, she's a bit sluttle.

by UDTOM December 16, 2008