Taylor Swift Syndrome

As everyone knows, after Joe Jonas or whatever JoBro broke up with Taylor Swift, she went crazy. TSS or Taylor Swift Syndrome is a syndrome in which girls can get after being recently dumped by their boyfriends. Symptoms include:
Wanting revenge
Being clingy
Talking non-stop about your x on a tv show.
WANTING to talk non-stop about your x on a tv show.
Role playing you and your x with barbie dolls.

Gaby: I am so going to kill Evan for dumping me!
Haley: Why? He just broke up with you, you can't help that he doesn't like you...
Gaby: OH YEAH?! WELL I BOUGHT A SPOT ON OPRAH SO I COULD TALK ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE HE IS AND THEN SABOTAGE HIS LIFE!
Haley: Are you sure you don't have TSS?
Gaby? What the fuck is TSS?
Haley: Taylor Swift Syndrome you dork!

by Saphirra1209 March 19, 2009

swift punch

A power induced punch made by Gordon Freeman.

I will get you Austin Bracken... SWIFT PUNCH!!!!

by omgtehgus October 4, 2005

Taylor Swift

Cocaine, derived from the term "white girl".

A: Damn, what the hell was wrong with Frank at the party last night? He never shut up for more than five seconds, dripped blood all over the carpet and insisted we listen to "Rumours" by Fleetwood Mac on repeat for an hour.

B: He's a big Taylor Swift fan.

A: Ah.

by Denholm Elliot October 15, 2010

Taylor Swift

A fail waiting to happen.

Guy: Taylor Swift is so hott!
Girl: Have you even heard her music?
Guy: Well, er... No...

by Mimi, kitty December 31, 2009

A Swift

A dinosaur like creature, roaming the earth for a sense of acceptment

"Haha, there's a swift!"

by Phil Bates January 2, 2010

Taylor Swifted

All you hear is your ex's sorrow from your breakup. It's almost like a Taylor Swift song.

Man: "It's been a week since I broke up with her. All I've been seeing are her sad posts on social media."
Friend: "Dude, you just got Taylor Swifted."

by AeroNova March 16, 2017

Taylor Swift

A demeaning term used make fun of a certain female's small or obsolete breasts.

"You have Taylor Swift boobs"

"YOU BASTARD TAKE THAT BACK!!"

by BRADYMYERS1 January 16, 2010