swiften

v. to speed up

A subtle combination of the words swift and hasten, this portmanteau word can be used to describe anything that increases in velocity.

"You'd better swiften or you'll be late."

"Did you see that ball swiftening towards me head?"

by juba73 January 18, 2005

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down and dragging your bare ass on the ground while someone takes a picture. An evolution of Faith Hilling, Tebowing, planking, etc.

Are you seriously still planking? That's so two thousand and late, pull your pants down and drag your ass on the ground so i can get a picture of you Taylor Swifting!

by PepeChicago August 16, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling down your pants and wiping your ass on the ground like an old dog.

Hank "Hey guys you wanna go planking?"

Kyle "Na man thats so 2000 and late. Lets go Taylor Swifting down the school halls!"

by Garfunkel Jenkins August 17, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling one's pants down, sitting on the ground, and pulling yourself across the floor like an old dog.

Debbie: What is he doing?
Jim: Oh Tyler is just Taylor Swifting, its the new picture meme.

by p90nub August 20, 2012

swiftmeat

Swiftmeat: To be hit with the swiftmeat is to be stealing f****t. Adios

It is to finnese the booty like a pirate.

"You hit me with the swiftmeat" , ,,, ,,,,,, Everybody hit me wit the swiftmeat.

by Lockdown_303 August 1, 2017

Swifter

A fan of Taylor Swift who’s so far up her ass they could reach the heavens. They base all their opinions and morals by asking themselves “what would Taylor do?”
*Swiftie =/= Swifter

Swifter: Ugh I hate Kanye West!
Swiftie: Shut up, swifter, we all know you only hate him because of the beef
————
Swiftie: Katy Perry’s new song is so good I’m shook
Swifter: 😱😱 how DARE you??!! Do you HATE Taylor or something?? Ugh 🙄 disgusting.
Swiftie: ....

by sneakingoutlate May 17, 2018

swiftism

religion that worships taylor swift and a pantheon of lower, but no less amazing, gods. in this religion, taylor swift is the main god. conan gray, olivia rodrigo, gracie abrams, maisie peters, phoebe bridgers, etc. are all lesser gods in the swiftism pantheon. in swiftism, false god is played every wednesday (“on a wednesday in a cafe we began again”) while we drink taylor lattes and diet coke. everyone in swiftism must complete a pilgrimage to at least one notable location from taylor’s life i.e. cornelia street, nashville, new york, wyomissing, etc. joe alwyn is not a god, but almost like a saint. anyone who has dated, met, or interacted with taylor in the past can consider themselves blessed.

ex. 1
*goes to see s/o’s family*

s/o mom “i hear you don’t practice traditional religion”
me “no i am a swiftie and practice swiftism”

ex. 2

person 1 “taylor swift is such a god”
person 2 “i know i’m seriously considering joining swiftism”

by everwhores13 December 19, 2021