Swiss Army Penis

A penis like a Swiss Army knife tool with the penis being the base. Comes with every tool you can imagine

Dyllan has a Swiss army penis

by 96DigBick May 31, 2018

Stoned Swisher

Take a hit of marijuana , hold it in, take a hit of a Swisher or a Black, hold and exhale.

Yo mane!! I just did the Stoned Swisher. I can't feel my legs and your dog said he loved me!!!

by TheRealByronic August 4, 2010

Swiss

Someone who is from the country of Switzerland. They can be either Swiss-German, Swiss-French or Swiss-Italian or just 'Swiss' because those are the main quarters in Switzerland. Swiss people, as a general rule, are kind and welcoming. They also really know their chocolate!

Amy: I'm so excited, that new foreign exchange student is coming today!
Mark: Oh, yeah? Where's she from?
Amy: She's Swiss.

Mark: Oh, she must be nice than.

by Swissgirl December 5, 2010

swish

In basketball, when you score when hitting nothing but the net.
Also called a "nuthin-but-net"

I made a swish!

by Aaron W. December 6, 2002

Ham @ Swiss

(Verb): The barely consentual act of consuming a microwaved ham and cheese sandwich, then proceeding to initiate coitus with an underage, intellectually-absent high school girl while highly intoxicated.

"Yo, you see that dude drinking out of the 30 rack? He swissed the fuck out of this bust-down last night!"

"Ham and fucking SWEEE-ASS!"

"Ham @ Swiss me duuuude!"

by Coastie Lovin' March 3, 2009

Swiss Roll

When one is finished taking a shit he/she wipes without ripping the toilet paper and proceeds to roll the toilet paper back up, thus leaving a shitty surprise for the next user.

Charlie: hey why do your fingers smell like shit?
Alex: oh I got Swiss rolled by Ian.

by Poopyfinger December 2, 2015

k swiss

n.K Swiss were originally tennis shoes now worn mostly for its appearance,especially the brands popular Luxury Editions.They are sometimes very discomforting in the back area of your foot when the wrong size is worn.They also easily get dirty if not taken care of.

girl:Do like my new white K Swiss?
girl's friend:There okay,but I had a pair and they hurt my foot a lot.They also got freakin dirty like one after I wore them!

by W.D. April 5, 2005