Sliding naked into your flat mate's bed when his or her partner is already there and waiting for your flat mate to return, then preceding to snog them. Lastly, post coitus, you must shout, "Oi gov thanks for givin me the ol sneaky swap!"
"I was about to get it in with this hot chick but after sex, I realized my roomie got me with a damn sneaky swap."
by Tankkard December 25, 2013
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by Tall Tom B. March 17, 2014
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A sexual act that involve 1 woman and 2 men. That once the 1st man finishes and is pulling out the other is going in to prevent from a wiener-less vagina. In a proper dirty swap there will be approx. 45 seconds of double stuff action before back to normal.
Joe: Hey Ralph, did you hear what Jonathan and Brandon did to Precious?
Ralph:No, Whats that?
Joe: They did the dirty swap on her.
Ralph:So they touched cocks...kinda homo
Ralph:No, Whats that?
Joe: They did the dirty swap on her.
Ralph:So they touched cocks...kinda homo
by SocalSmith1 March 11, 2015
Get the dirty swap mug.In Swinging, the Three Quarters Swap is sex between two couples, where one woman may only have sex with her husband or the other female, but not the other male. So a man can have sex with his wife and the other woman, the other woman and the other male, or the other woman, but his wife may not have sex with the other male.
Hey baby, we're going swinging tonight, but we're only going to do a Three Quarter Swap. I don't want you messing around with any guys besides me!
by Tony "Tone" Booyah April 18, 2011
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Girl:"Only if you return the favor"
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Girl:"Only if you return the favor"
Guy:"For sure let's toe suckle swap"
by pseudonym78901 February 15, 2018
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