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Susan Smith

A lying bitch and a horrible mother who killed her own children and tried to blame it on the black man.

She went on national television, faked her emotions and fooled 7/10 people with it, saying her children were kidnapped.

Dumb bitch can burn in hell!!!
Susan Smith is a nasty-ass cunt hair!
by XIIPrometheusXII December 9, 2008
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Susan Sarandon

The best women ever. Like ever.
Susan Sarandon is very hot, smart, and just great all around. Plus she is in the greatest political party ever Democratic Party
by Racewalkking August 22, 2011
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Susan Ross

The lady who was engaged to George Costanza in seinfeld's seventh season. She died licking her own wedding invitations (toxic glue).
by ABCDE 2 December 8, 2009
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Susan Bunch

Susan is a fictional character on the tv show 'Friends.' She is the life partner of Carol Willick, the lesbian ex-wife of Ross. Alternative names include Susan and Susan Bunch-Willick.

In the pilot episode we find out that Carol and Ross have split up because she is in fact a lesbian and has been carrying out a lesbian affair with Susan. Ross is truly heartbroken over this. Even more troubling, he finds out after the break up that Carol is pregnant with his child and she plans to raise the baby with Susan. Carol later gives birth to Ross's son, Ben.
Susan: There's Father's Day, there's Mother's Day, there's no Lesbian Lover Day.

Ross: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.

Ross: (talking about the baby's surname) Wait a minute, why is she in the title?

Susan: Because it's my baby, too.

Ross: That's funny, I don't remember you making any sperm!

Ross: (inspecting the books at Susan and Carol's place) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.

Susan Bunch: Well, you know, you have to take a course... Otherwise they don't let you do it.
by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009
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Susan Boiling

by Joebay October 17, 2010
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Susan B. Anthony

a sexual act in which a man humps a woman's leg while his penis is in an erect state while wearing clothes; dry humping of the leg; to perform such an act; sometimes abbreviated as SBA.
"The date was going okay until we started making out and he totally Susan B. Anthonied me!"

"If I never get another Susan B. Anthony it will be too soon!"
by Megan Reid July 31, 2006
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Susan Micropenis

Person 1: bro, susan micropenis headass is gross as fuck.

Person 2: who is susan micropenis?

Person 1: that canadian dude, shawn mendes.

Person 2: oh yeah! i totally agree.
by SomebodyWhoIsANobody March 6, 2021
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