squat and surf

To use a laptop computer connected to the internet whilst seated on the John.

Jon: Why were you so long in the bathroom?
Me: I was caught up in a nice session of squat and surf.

by Adam Zeldin April 19, 2008

Moto Surf

Surfing in an automobile. Sometimes using a paddle. When the cop comes by you tend to 'wipe out' and get back in car.

"MOTO SURF!!....COP..wipeout!"

by Catie Alex Cody November 11, 2006

Pauper of the Surf

Person that skimps by whilst living on a ship. Generally describes pirates who are very poor and rarely acquire booty.

Jack Sparrow is the Pauper of the Surf, The Jester of Tortuga.

by SalisburySwaggggggg June 9, 2011

couch surf

To live/stay at someone else's home, not paying rent, buying food, or contributing to much of anything of value for the household.

Can I couch surf at your parent's house, until I get off dope and get a job?

by Uncle Beasley August 30, 2006

squat and surf

The act of using one's laptop, phone, or other device with internet connectivity to surf the internet while sitting on the toilet. Whether one went into the bathroom to take a shit or exclusively to surf the internet.

Girl: "Why were you in the bathroom for so long? We just had sex. Were you beating the dead goat?"
Guy: "No of course not! I was just enjoying a good squat and surf session to let my buddies on Facebook know that I totally just boned you."

by Sex Cake December 28, 2008

Charlie don't surf

A brazen disregard for possible danger. Derived from a line by Robert Duvall’s character, Lt. Colonel Kilgore in “Apocalypse Now” in response to a soldier’s assertion that an area that he wants to surf is “Charlie’s point” He screams defiantly “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!” A more thought provoking way of saying “fuck that!” or “I’m not worried”

pussy "You better watch out for that guy, he's looking for trouble."
dude "CHARLIE DON'T SURF!"

by cwilly3 January 20, 2009

shit and surf

The act of using your laptop and browsing the internet whilst also using the toilet.

guy 1 on msn: hey man, wuu2?
guy 2: just having a shit and surf
guy 1: thats foul. lemme know when your off the bog, then i might reconsider our friendship.
guy 2: thats a bit harsh...
guy 1: WELL LIFES HARSH, DEAL WITH IT.
guy 2: *cries*

by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009