The Superman Curse 

A strange coincidence involving various misfortunes involving people who have played the legendary superhero "Superman" in popular media.

The first example of the curse was Kirk Alyn, the very first actor to portray Superman. Shortly afterward, he found himself unable to be associated with anything other than Superman. He later passed away from Alzheimer's Disease.

While there were at least two other examples of the curse, it did not become more apparent until 1995, when Christopher Reeve became completely paralyzed after being forcefully thrown off of a horse and died from cardiac arrest nine years later, aged 52.

Is the Superman Curse real? The world may never know. But one thing's for sure: These two actors are dearly missed.

The Superman Curse by Ubeenbamboozledson July 20, 2021

Superman Job 

When the hero superman uses his super strength and speed for the good of humanity by giving someone the best handjob. His strength alongside his speed help harden the penis and helps the person achieve pleasure at optimal level.

Dude, did you see the ad in the local newspaper? Superman jobs are only 7 bucks now!

I got the BEST superman job yesterday! it was amazing!

Superman Job by Superman Handjobs FTW June 16, 2009

the superman 

The superman often occurs after a long night of partying when you stumble across a friend who is drunk on the floor layyed out with his arms in the super man position .

there is also the one handed superman.

"hey dude, wheres Adam ?. "
"oh hes out side passed out on the grass doing the superman"

the superman by moenukka October 6, 2009

crank that superman

Means to Sperm on your girlfriends back and then and throw a blanket on her back and let the gizz dry then when it dries it'll be stuck to her back and she's superman!

Crank that superman!

crank that superman by Aiden3001 March 3, 2008

Superman underwear 

type of underwear that kids under 7 years old wear

i used to this kind of superman underwear

Superman underwear by Wedgie101.2 January 2, 2012

superfacial 

Any shallow person and\or emo wearing or using too much make-up and/or spunk.

Random High School Clique Member #1: "Oh look, there's the popular girls table; Kelsey, Chelsey, and Ashley!"

RHSCM #2: "Gawd yes, a more intense group of superfacials, you will never meet."

RHSCM #1: "LMJAO, lets go boot up the spycam! Gym they have afta lunch!"

Or

Emo #1: "That was some superfacial action you and 4evdrk and FFah did me yest. I hadta wash my scarf."

Emo #2: "Whatev. It's not a choice, dude. Let's kiss. Here, in front of the laptop."

superfacial by Tripod66 November 5, 2013

Superman Returns 

Bryan Singer's attempt to masturbate like a gibbon at the world's greatest superhero. Started off strong, but then fizzled out. Introduced a 5-year-old supertot, despite that being completely against the entirety of the Superman mythos. And had no resemblance to a normal relationship, just awkward stares. Oh, and basically had a one-trick pony of having Superman just lift stuff. A lot. Lame. Also was noted for creating a new alternative energy source, meaning electical cables strapped to Christopher Reeve's rapidly spinning corpse.

Q: What happened to Joe Simon?
A: He bit his own jugular vein after watching Superman Returns. He's in a better place now.

1: Wanna go rent Superman Returns?
2: Wanna lick my dog's balls instead?
1: Sounds like a good alternative.

Superman Returns by LiveattheSchwarzenegger November 11, 2008