superman love

The love you have for your homies. No homo

Joel: dog we've been homies forever.

Bryan: yeah nigga I got superman love for you.

by Angel Luciano January 16, 2014

Superman Awesome

Believing something is more awesome than superman. Something that is totally fly...

Man that sweater is superman awesome.

by Unicorn Skittles February 11, 2017

Superman plank

When a woman lays on her stomach and the man planks over her then proceeds to violently thrust to the point that the women can't go anywhere so she gotta take all the dick. This act is especially effective if the male has a bbc then you can finesse it perfectly.

Did yall see Lena the plug get reamed by Jason Luv?? That shit was brutal, he did the superman plank .

by Horchatalover69 July 17, 2023

Superman Job

When the hero superman uses his super strength and speed for the good of humanity by giving someone the best handjob. His strength alongside his speed help harden the penis and helps the person achieve pleasure at optimal level.

Dude, did you see the ad in the local newspaper? Superman jobs are only 7 bucks now!

I got the BEST superman job yesterday! it was amazing!

by Superman Handjobs FTW June 16, 2009

Superman underwear

type of underwear that kids under 7 years old wear

i used to this kind of superman underwear

by Wedgie101.2 January 2, 2012

Superman Returns

Bryan Singer's attempt to masturbate like a gibbon at the world's greatest superhero. Started off strong, but then fizzled out. Introduced a 5-year-old supertot, despite that being completely against the entirety of the Superman mythos. And had no resemblance to a normal relationship, just awkward stares. Oh, and basically had a one-trick pony of having Superman just lift stuff. A lot. Lame. Also was noted for creating a new alternative energy source, meaning electical cables strapped to Christopher Reeve's rapidly spinning corpse.

Q: What happened to Joe Simon?
A: He bit his own jugular vein after watching Superman Returns. He's in a better place now.

1: Wanna go rent Superman Returns?
2: Wanna lick my dog's balls instead?
1: Sounds like a good alternative.

by LiveattheSchwarzenegger November 11, 2008

superman pose

The urinal stance used by men with either a) small wankers, and/or b) wearing multiple pairs of pants. In the case of a), generally seen as the elbows out, fists on the hips, arched back, chin up.

I just caught Johnson in the mens room in the superman pose.

by ak.trout October 28, 2007