Suburban Outlaws

highly egocentric individuals who possess a certain rule of authority(preferably cops), in areas that experience no crime whatsoever, but assume there is.

Inept to rural urban settings;

"That school security guard was such a dick!"
"Why's that?"
"He gave me a ticket for going two miles over the speed limit, and then pulled me over and investigated my car for any illegal substances, even though I had non."
"Wow."
"I know. And worse, I got a ticket for over seventy-five bucks. And before he left, he said,"I know what your up to, kid. Don't think I don't know that your gonna go do."
"Talk about Suburban Outlaws."

by The Master Dutch August 31, 2009

Suburban Stuntman

A middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, bass-ass, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird pooping on their car.

Mark: “Check out Tom in his black jacked-up Jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. He looks like a cross between Dirty Harry and Chuck Norris on his way to a battle.”

Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”

by T-von December 18, 2011

Suburban Pirates

Pirates without a ship or ocean but go on adventures like pirates and find and pillage like pirates

who the hell are you calling punks?! we're suburban pirates

by captainjamesswapdadeck February 9, 2013

Suburban Dictionary

an alternative reference book for people whose word definitions are more eloquently stated than those seen in the Urban Dictionary

My submission for "brownback" was more like an actual dictionary entry than any other "brownback" entry found in the Urban Dictionary, but it was rejected, so I instead submitted it to the Suburban Dictionary.

by Snowmageddon! February 14, 2015

Suburban Commando

Doing a nudie run through the suburbs

Suburban Commando: Nudie run through Suburbs

by Ru-Kasu September 11, 2015

suburban brat

A female teen from the suburbs with the following characteristics: snotty, spoiled, nasty, & very fashion conscious without understanding fashion.

Person- "Did you see how mean Sally was to those girls. She is such a suburban brat!"

by muffinfat April 29, 2016

suburban ride

80 miles an hour down the road blaring Timmy trumpet with 4 men hanging outside the car.

We just went on a suburban ride and almost lost Brad.

by Miznah May 4, 2018