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MAN-strual Cycle

The definition of Man-strual Cycle is when a man acts snooty, bossy, or emo right out of the blue.
Another form of the word is weiriod (weer-ee-ud), much like the word period, but for a man. A man's weiriod happens when a man has a flashback of when he first hit puberty. This flashback will trigger very strong emotions that cause the MAN-strual cycle.
Joe: "Why is Tray acting so weird?"
Blake: "I don't know but I think he has his weiriod today..."
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Mother: "Tray! I told you ten minutes ago to bring me your dirty laundry!!!"
Tray: "Ugh, Mom, why are you yelling at me? I hate you! You never told me to bring you my laundryyyyy!"
Father:"What is with Tray today, Cheryl?"
Mother: "I have a feeling he just got his man-strual cycle for the first time..."
Tray: "I'm not deaf, Mom and Dad! Talk about this SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!"
Father: "Woah there, Tray, I have been thinking about talking about the birds and the bees for a long time. You need to know that when..."
by DelaneyMayMay February 7, 2015
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cock straddler

1)One who only has sex on top.
2)Another way of calling someone a homosexual
person 1)That kid is always on my nerves.
person 2)Yeah you can really tell he's going to grow up to be a cock straddler.
by Steven and the full effect November 12, 2007
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Alex Strachan

Fucking gay white kid that has lots of freckles. Like being alone and playing with his dick and watching meat spin with his gay friends
That Alex strachan kid is gay af
by ALex strachan is gay March 20, 2017
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stfuastfd

Jewish kid: MOMMY A PENNY FELL OUT OF THAT GUYS POCKET!!! LET ME GRAB IT!
Non jewish stepdad: stfuastfd before I whoop your curly headed ass.
by CaptainCaleb December 27, 2010
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prima strada

A girl or guy with a nice voluptuous bottom. Slang "A nice piece of ass."
by Avigail1992 November 7, 2017
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straddle

Noun; Appalachian American Term defining the southern most portion of one's torso.
"You shant never pick nobody up by their straddle."
by I don't care January 20, 2006
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Straddle

To beat the shit out of someone so hard that their limbs bend in weird angles
OH MY FUCKING GOD, JUST LET ME STRADDLE HIM RIGHT NOW
by userhandlegoeshere October 10, 2022
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