Sob stopper

A small present of little value which is acquired on the way home by a thoughtful man who has drunk too much and stayed out too late, in the hope of stopping his missus turning the fucking waterworks on. Examples include cheap chocolates bought from all night garages and bunches of flowers stolen from cemeteries.

I was gonna cop it from the missus if I didn't stop on the way home at the local petrol station to grab a sob stopper for the old ball 'n chain.

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Flopper Stopper

A bra constructed to inhibit the flopping of Floppers. A support for a woman's breasts that keeps them from flopping around.

I hope you remembered to wear your flopper stopper, Charmaine.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 18, 2005

stooner

pot-fiend friend

my friend Chris is a Stooner!

by smek oner (sean j.) September 5, 2003

moon stomper

1. Someone who listens to ska mausic.

The moon stompers decided to get drunk at the ska show.

by Angie B. May 30, 2006

Manhattan Waffle Stomper

When you're running out of gas pounding your girl and asks you to go harder. You then pull out and give her Arby's Roast Beef flaps a one-two-three combo consisting of a punch, slap, and kick

Jessica: OMG Brittany, you look worn out today, what happened?

Brittany: Zach hit me with the Manhattan Waffle Stomper last night and fucked me up

by Chester Benner April 10, 2021

Snooperism

A misspelling or mispronuciation of a word in which two letters are switched. The well-established term Spoonerism refers to the switching of letters or sounds within a phrase. Snooperism refers to the same phenomenon occurring specifically inside a single word. The word Snooperism is itself a Snooperism if one means to say Spoonerism.

A: "Three cheers for our queer old dean!" Ha! Didn't you mean to say "dear old queen?" There's a word for such a fumble, isn't there? A Snooperism, right?

B: So what if I uttered a Spoonerism? You fool, you've just committed a Snooperism!

by quandary September 30, 2009

stoober

Someone who stoops below another persons level in an argument.

Don't be a stoober, let it go Bro.

(man 1) "Your the dumbest person I know. "
(man 2) "Oh yeah... You sleep with sheep."

Man 2 is a stoober.

by DjStarr January 15, 2016