stocks and socks

Wearing Birkenstock sandals and bulky wool socks

She wearing stocks and socks

by TeraMenno April 25, 2016

stock transfer

When you fart into someone else's arse.

I performed a stock transfer with Matt last night, he took my fart in his arse.

by Rhife July 19, 2016

five stocked

when playing a super smash bros battle, each player having 5 lives, then one player beat the other person without dying one. 5-0.

wanna get five stocked bro

dam he just got "5 stocked" playing super smash bros

by charlescharles October 11, 2012

Stock Gobbler

A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying

Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick

by Samy roberts August 22, 2011

wet stock

A post used to cum on by a group of friends used for entertainment and fun

Hey man lets do a wet stock tonight!

by John lenhoda June 28, 2023

stock box

Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.

Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.

How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?

“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”

Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks

Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”

by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023

stock-clarke

Secret Northerner who is generally attracted to guys named Louis Allison. Tends to skive lectures and day to day necessities such as showering. Cannot sustain a conversation without screeching, usually gibberish. Repulsed by powerpoint obsessing boys but deep down is good hearted.

That girl is SUCH a Stock-Clarke

by bcfc12345 February 25, 2019