Similarity

When someone's face looks so much like his asshole that his intestines don't know which way to pump the shit.

Dude, you got a bad case of similarity!

by Monkdunker August 25, 2003

Similimug

A face that resembles other faces. A common face. (Derog: generic face.) A 'you look familiar' face. A 'have I seen you somewhere before?' face. Derived (probably) from similitude.

Megan: 'Have we met before?'

Stranger in bar: 'No, I have a similimug.'

Megan: 'That figures.'

by Bleypunkt April 28, 2009

Simieon

Guy with fat punging cock that tears anuses

Simieon inside of you

by Simieon October 18, 2016

exactly similar

When two things are somewhere between exactly the same and somewhat similar.

Damn I think we paid them twice by mistake.. look these two amounts are exactly similar!

Those twins look exactly similar

by hellznrg February 25, 2011

Shimi

The epitome of retard, one who truly needs to be put down.

Can often be associated with mentally disabled donkeys.

"Dude that guy got a 20% on the test, what a shimi."

by smokey robinson January 6, 2015

Saimi

Short, agressive girl who loves alcohol and to play fortnite, especially "playground" game mode.

"Hey do you know saimi"
"Yeah she got mad when i told her that i don't want to play playground with her"

by That's alot of damage October 23, 2018

Siming

Someone who is either really cool or fails at life, though never in between.

Gosh, why are you so siming?

by Mildred1000 August 24, 2008