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Tommy Stewart

Freaky kid,tans drugs on a daily, has maj on toast for his breakfast,normally seen on the outskirts of westoughton off his nut
oi lad its tommy stewart off his back
by freddiekougar3038 November 8, 2019
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gurgling sewer

The sound that is made when one person (man or woman) grapefruits another person (man).

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Used in a sentence: “she gave me the best grapefruiting last night while I was watching the teenage mutant ninja turtles on tv; the gurgling sewer noise was so loud I hade to crank up the volume to 42! “
by DialUpDaddy March 22, 2020
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Texas Skewer

The event that takes place when penetrating ones mouth and exiting ones anus, specifically in Texas.
Man did you see Israel give Oscar that Texas Skewer?
by brewski210 August 28, 2022
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Martha Stewart prison

It's where rich people/celebrities go when they're convicted of a white-collar crime. Unlike regular prison, the conditions there are quite comfortable, and are comparable to being under house arrest at a country club. Sentences tend to be short as celebrities tend to not have to face the full wrath of the law like us commoners do, so they typically only get 1-2 years, or 4 if they did something truly heinous.
Commoner 1: "I can't believe (insert celebrity name here) only got 2 years in that Martha Stewart prison. They flattened a group of kids boarding a bus because they were hammered behind the wheel!"

Commoner 2: "Well I still can't believe (insert other celebrity name) only got community service. HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF."
by Suckmytoes_77 March 13, 2023
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Tony Stewart

To run someone over.
I Was playing GTA and I Tony Stewart -ed a whole crowd of people
by pbny August 11, 2014
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sewerswimmer

The male ejaculate that does not drain out after anal intercourse.
"Jane had some squink and sewerswimmer stains in her panties from the previous night's love-making with Phil."
by Siv July 10, 2007
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Steer jock

1. An amateur who spends his money working with showsteers with regards to feeding, clipping and fitting who also likes drinking beer while doing this and after.

2. A professional who makes his living working with showsteers with regards to feeding, clipping and fitting who also likes drinking beer while doing this and after.
Joe is a steer jock, all he does is works with cattle
by bigben50 January 28, 2011
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