status fucker

someone who only believes in dating someone that has money, a nice car and is willing to spend it on the status fucker

She is a status fucker because she only dates men with professional jobs and money.

by Ashley Owens March 31, 2008

Alba Status

The name given to someone who is drop dead gorgeous.

Gabe: Wow, have you seen Stephanie?
Ben: Yeah, she is so Alba Status.

by Rydel92 October 22, 2008

Ronaldo Statue

A statue made of soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo that came out looking like a deformed David Beckham.

"You are so ugly, you look like a Ronaldo Statue."

by Herban Dicktionary April 1, 2017

Statue of Liberty

A symbol of American power and freedom. Ironically, the statue was a gift to the Americans by the FRENCH.

Most Americans who diss the French need to start checking their history books and their culture to see if they are being hypocritical.

by AYB May 11, 2003

status bang

A status bang is when you have sex with a man or woman purely because of their power. It is strictly about how powerful they are and even if they look like Margaret Thatcher it is acceptable.

"Bob: Would you bang Margaret Thatcher?

Rob: Yea that's a legit status bang."

by Bark Bobber May 6, 2010

statutory rape

n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.

John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.

by fizzle April 5, 2004

sweet-statutory

defined as an extremely attractive female minor, under the age of 18

"Dude look at that girl over there......she's gotta be like 15 though......Sweet-Statutory!"

by Bruce Da Truth July 14, 2006