lap snatch

A woman or girl who likes to sit on men's laps, either aware or unaware that they are causing the men to become intensely sexually aroused.

Bonnie began to feel less inhibited at the office, and began flirting back with some of the men by sitting on their laps and being a tease. Word got around to others, including Mike's friends, that his wife had become a little cockteasing lap snatch at work.

Tweenie Katie seemed to have no idea she was being such a lap snatch, the way she drove her uncle crazy when she sat on his lap.

by July41944 June 21, 2009

soupy snatch

A wonderful addition to the set of common vernacular describing a womans genitalia. It is usually used to reference the "snatch" of a filthy or dirty whore. As for the reason that the "snatch" might be called soupy, I leave as an exercise for the reader.

"Yeah, I was starting to go down on Tina but her soupy snatch invoked my gag reflex."

by MiddleAgedMike December 16, 2007

To Snatch a Gak

To have one's gak snatched, one would have had to have the goo that holds the brain in place, gak, taken, or snatched, from one's cranium, resulting in death; usually involved in black-on-white crime.

Yo bitch you best watch out! He gon' snatch yo' gak!

This is a strange term, to snatch a gak; strange, but wonderful!

by Dr. Samuel D. Tran December 16, 2008

lady snatch

the female lady part. formally known as a vagina.

I want to put my wang in your lovely lady snatch.

by theoneandonlysampire November 11, 2011

Donkey Kong snatch

A very aggressive grab performed by a very barley man, often a Caucasian man, in the Philippines while riding a jeepney. The act is done by hanging on back of the vehicle and grabbing a potential bride/female pedestrian as she walks by. He will then say, "You mine!" and take her home as prize of the day.

Hey fam, donkey kong snatch that hoe! she so fine.

by I am Muffins February 15, 2017

sopping snatch

1: A dripping wet vagina. Usually results from impure thoughts about penis or other chicks vags. Can also result from a loving touch every now and again.

Ashleigh has a sopping snatch.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

Disco Snatch

Specifically a smelly fanny. Refers to the smell that will emanate after said owner of fanny has been dancing for 9 hours in leather trousers. Can be used in a non-disco context to refer any malodourous female genitalia.

I had to hold my fingers outside the taxi window, the smell was that bad. I think it is fair to say she had a disco snatch.

by Thomas Grafton October 3, 2006