Joy of Satan

A religion which believes Enki is the true creator god. It is considered a branch of Satanism, because Enki has gone by many names, the modern of which is the name Satan. Joy of Satan teaches the occult, and believes that the Christian god, jesus, and the Biblical Satan, are all false entities and were made up to promote Enki as an evil being, and also to keep occult magic from the general population.

I am a proud part of 'Joy of Satan' Satanism.

by Braddogg007 February 27, 2009

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Sattan

The sworn enemy of Jessus.

Sattan, you're a liar. I'm a testifier. Praise be to Jessus.

by Shaniqua Quantel Abdurrahman Wahid August 20, 2006

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[Satan's] [Egg] [Nog]

Satan's Egg Nog is another way of saying cum. Or in other words, the sperm that comes out of your penis when ejaculating. A lot of people refer to masturbation as a sin therefor it is Satan's. And egg nog simply because it seems to work.

Hey there, don't be ashamed if you spill a little bit of Satan's Egg Nog every here and there.

by Bendrix92 December 9, 2008

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Satan's air

A smalll gust leaving the starfish resulting in evacuation or in some cases unconciousness (farts may vary, all due to the ammount of liquid or food consumed on the night before)

i dropped a bit of satan's air at work, it wasn't good, the new receptionist died

by ashbo0505 August 1, 2008

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Satan's Starling

The bird or birds that are cherping outside of your bedroom window in the early hours of the morning. They are often more active when you are hungover or feeling particularly unwell, making the experience worse.

Todd: Damn, you look terrible dude?
Glenn: God damn Satan's Starlings woke me up at 5:00am this morning... little bastards!

by buckonz November 23, 2009

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