Squire

A Squire is person who does not do psychedelic drugs (LSD, psilocybin containing mushrooms, DMT, or Salvia) They are said to be "uncool" and not aware the the world the way psychedelic drugs uses are. A squire has no third eye.

In the movie "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" a mother leaves her child outside the Quickstop in a stroller as she runs in. A passerby questions her parenting for leaving said child outside said Quickstop. The mother calls the passerby a "Fucking Squire!"

by muleonmushrooms October 3, 2009

Squire

Noun

A wart found on or around a penis of a male stripper.

Squires are transmitted through sexual intercourse. To prevent the spread of squires, one should always wear a condom or give up on sex entirely.

Closely related to a qwerty but squires are found on the male sex.

L: Oh my god! I found a squire last night when I was masturbating!

P: Are you serious? You need to get that shit checked out!

by LuckyLemon February 15, 2009

Squire

A tale of one's past exploits, told with immense detail, often tracking through several other unrelated exploits, eventually returning to the initial purpose of the tale after losing many listeners along the way.

After hypnotising the audience with his squire, David left the room chuffed at his efforts, although a little perplexed at the less than euphoric response.

by Mr. C. December 1, 2004

Squigee

On the down low. Confidential.

Lets keep our relationship on the squigee.

by David Hansen November 25, 2003

squik

To destroy something or completely screw someone (people) over.

Dude...I'm gonna squik those Langley morons at their '05 prom this year - and they will never catch me with my uber-prank!

by Barfman September 21, 2004

squirepin

a begginer bowler

thst guys a bloody squirepin

by miles April 19, 2003

squierrltrill

someone who is usually a really nice person and who is just really gullible. this person usually will believe anything you tell them and be overly enthused by what you are telling them.

I told him that I was already twenty-one years old and he reacted like a squierrltrill.

by cloe22c March 12, 2009