squash tarts

A generic Pop Tart that has an unpleasant tasting filling and looks as if it flattened rather than rose during baking.
I hate it whenever mom buys those generic squash tarts that taste like the flavor was all squashed out.
by December 28, 2024
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frog squash

A man and woman (or another man) get naked and get in a "leap frog" position but instead of jumping over he penetrates her asshole.
"Dude, she totally didn't expect me frog squashing her when she bent over.
by Apotheosis_Psycho October 27, 2013
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tub squash

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.
Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!
by I Witchdoctor I January 29, 2018
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squashed chickpeas

THE HOTTEST, CUTEST, MOST TALENTED, AMAZING SEVEN BOYS TO EVER EXIST.
BTS are squashed chickpeas?
YES, because they're so talented and genuine and sweet.
by disobae June 04, 2018
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Squash Belly

A person who possesses a belly that resembles the figure of a squash, which is proportioned larger at the bottom portion of the upper body than the upper section.
"Damn Chris, your squash belly is really sticking out from the bottom of your shirt, have you been eating mcdonalds again?"
by Ienjoipie June 24, 2015
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fuzzy squash

An amazing nickname, created in moments of randomness (or drunkness)
"Yeesh I got drunk on chocolate bear last night, did I say anything weird?"
"Yeah, you called me a fuzzy squash"
"Weird"
by Fuzzy Iguana November 16, 2017
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Squash blossom

Sex act between man and woman, where the man is on top and squatting over a laid down person, inserting his penis into her anus vertically
Me and Jane tried the new sex position, squash blossom last night.
by Squeezer420 October 24, 2019
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