squaglammer

Any device used to clean an apparatus used to smoke marijuana. Often this consists of a thin piece of metal or hard plastic.

Hey man, can you please hand me the squaglammer? The bowl is pretty dirty.

by Seanithan April 3, 2008

Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits

Exceedingly frugal, ridiculously cheap, unwilling or unable to let go of money when one should

"Trying to get this guy to pay for something is impossible...He could squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits!"

by Mr Jameson September 27, 2010

Squirrel pouch

Deep throating a cock to the ball bag of the recepient. One this is achieved, the cocksucker then systematically tucks the balls one after the other into their mouth. Henceforth having the appearance of a mouth full of nuts like a squirrel.

That red pants wearing homo, that took the ding ding trolly to the Ball , could easily squirrel pouch deez nuts.

by Truckerclock21 February 9, 2017

Square root club

A term used to describe people in college that have GPAs that are so fucking low that if you took the square root of their GPA, it would be larger than their actual GPA.

Roommate 1:Jesse's a fucking dumbass, his GPA is .78.
Roommate 2: That puts him in the square root club alright.

by Sang-froid May 9, 2018

squirrel humper

A old person that complains constantly , the type that yell " GET OFF MY LAWN !"Rick's parents . When you get so pissed at your in-laws and can't call them anything else.

Don't cut through that yard the old people there are squirrel humpers and they"ll bitch at you . Or " Your parents are ... SQUIRREL HUMPERS !"

by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Squirtle On My Turtle

To release your squirtle on MY turtle

Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good

by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021

Center Square Gay

An overtly effeminate and openly gay man. A reference to Paul Lynde and the square he occupied during the old American game show Hollywood Squares.

That guy isn't just gay, he's center square gay.

by bitchyguuurl July 24, 2011