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Scrump Fest

A party which involves more "Scrumping" then alcohol, and drugs. This usually occurs when there are more women, then men. Only certain circumstances could involve more men, then women. Can occur anywhere, or anyplace at any given moment. Only if basic party needs are aquired (like alcohol, drugs, and/or entertainment) can a Scrump Fest occur.
Person#1: Yo, did you go to that party on St. Patricks Day?

Person#2: Hell yea, the party was a total "Scrump Fest."
by Newcomer1992 March 31, 2010
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Scrump

When you have to take a large, steaming hot shit.
"Damn..I gotta scrump!"
"I think...I think I have to scrump."
by CRenn September 29, 2018
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Scrump

v. Another word for humping. Usually used by men in long-term relationships where the initial novelty of sex has worn off. Used as a softer term for sex insted of other more vulgar words.
Jakie, my wife of 10 years, and I passed casual glances at each other and then began to scrump.
by Josh July 16, 2003
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Scrump

Scrub + Gump = Scrump
Adam Lambert is such a scrump!
by ToonSquad95 February 25, 2011
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Monkey Scrumple

The art of being passed out in the middle of a gravel field. Waking up with your testicals milked and stuck in your own rectum.
OHHH ahh Monkey Scrumple testicals in dirt mmmmmmm mmmmmmm bitch
by SCROTOMA January 28, 2004
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scrumped

Past tense of scrump, English for poaching or nicking.
The boys went into the orchard and scrumped some apples.
by oldasiahand March 8, 2011
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scrumpdidiliumtious

"This Norbit gum is scrumpdidiliumtious!"
by Franjessica January 1, 2008
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