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Sprint planning

A meeting meant to be used for defining upcoming Sprint but usually just ends up delaying lunch.
Lauri would like to have lunch but Ville is still in Sprint planning.
by Naabi January 10, 2022
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Sprite

The Best Streamer known to all mankind. no one comes close.
Dude 1: Yo, you know where the Sprite is?
Dude 2: Yeah, on twitch.
Dude1: ...I'm sold.
by EtherDude February 15, 2022
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Spritzer

When you sneeze and piss yourself at the same time.
Oh my God, dude! I just let out a spritzer!
by mrfouchy April 2, 2022
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Sprite screwball

One who lives and dies by the lemon and lime. They often lose themselves in the shiny emerald surface of the can, gazing at its radiance for extended periods of time. Sprite screwballs are stereotypically in awe of a glistening cold Sprite's ability to quench thirst. There will often be numerous empty Sprite vessels littering their work spaces and private rooms. A Sprite screwball's recycling can often fills up long before their garbage can does, but not without a heartfelt goodbye to each spent can. There is also likely to be individual Sprite surprises scattered throughout a screwball's home, intended to be saved for a "rainy day". Praise be LeBron and the Sprite cranberry.
"My husband is a Sprite screwball; his desk is covered in empty cans and he won't even acknowledge dinner unless I made sure to buy him his daily twelve-packs of Sprite."
by VoltronPrime April 25, 2022
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SpriteCranberry.net

A link to a website that made people believe they’d get a free cranberry flavoured sprite, but just like 2 girls 1 cup, goatsy and many more, they were instead greeted by a disgusting video of someone fingering a dog to make it shit on their finger
Person 1: Hey, go to SpriteCranberry.net for a free sprite cranberry
by I_like_green October 25, 2022
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golden spritzer

When you pee right before sex and don't give it that last shake, then proceed to go directly to the mushroom tap and spritz her face with the urine residuals.
Dude, she didn't even flinch when I gave her the golden spritzer. This relationship has potential.
by Gdog Pounder September 2, 2010
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ISAT sprint

Coming out of ISAT at JMU and seeing your bus about to leave. Panic begins the act of sprinting down the hill and across the road followed by walking casually to the bus.
Person 1: "Hey there's our bus!"

Person 2: "Dude, time for the ISAT sprint!"
by JMUGuy March 30, 2011
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