spread eagle beating

Violent but pleasurable sex

Girl 1: I can’t wait for this business trip to be over so my boyfriend can give me a beating, I am so horny.
Girl 2: What kind of beating, a spread eagle beating?
Girl 1: What other kind is there?

by Lindy December 15, 2008

spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

When a rumor, gossip, or the like, is spreading quickly

The rumor that Bob is the father of Tina's baby is spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

spread your beanage

a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.

Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"

Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."

by Slapping Theresa December 1, 2009

spread it on

1) An exclamation similar to “let’s fucking go” intended to get everyone fired up. Mayor Timber of Spurbury, VT said this to the press after a 2001 drug bust.

2) An expression of encouragement used when watching a person do something with their hands, such as cooking or painting.

1) During a mid-afternoon lull at the Linwood House, Todd shouted “SPREAD IT ON” before cannonballing into the pool; the kick-back was now a bombass dankass party.

2) As Bree iced the cake, Kev whispered “mmm spread it on nice and good like.” Bree felt loved and became happy.

by FootballGirl69 February 18, 2020

spreadsheet simulator

Derogatory term for the grand strategy genre of video games. These games require a significant amount of resource management that boils down to maintaining a macro economy through numbers alone. Spreadsheet simulator can also refer to another kind of strategy game such as an RTS or 4X game as long as resource management is integral to the gameplay.

For fuck's sake, all of the Paradox Interactive games are spreadsheet simulators!

by my name is not billy December 29, 2020

Spread Em Like Vegemite

It’s an Aussie saying for a beautiful female to bend over and spread her legs open for daddy

Hey you, Spread Em Like Vegemite!

by Antony the sick bloke March 9, 2021

jetter spreader

a young girl, usually high school or college age, who will readily sleep with a jetter. very derogatory.

that girl is such a jetter spreader...

by navyed06 June 18, 2007