Kentucky Splasher

The Kentucky Splasher a.k.a. the "Baton Rouge Bidet" is a personal hygiene technique wherein an individual finishes a bowel movement and promptly reaches their hand through their legs into the toilet bowl and with a cupped hand, splashes water onto their asshole to spruce it up with a clean finish.

Austin had wings for dinner and promptly rushed to the restroom. Unbeknownst to him he was out of toilet paper. Luckily, he was able to perform the old Kentucky Splasher and felt as good as new.

by PopeZig February 19, 2021

How to make custom splashscreen for mobile?

firstly piss on your left hand, then pick up your phone with only the palm of your left hand, while positioning your right hand on the back of the phone and with your left hand swipe up and down several times and todah! custom splashscreen for mobile

mondieu on construct 3: How to make custom splashscreen for mobile?

me: hahaha i know how :)

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

Sin Worthy Splash

Sin Worthy Splash

Eli Is a Sin Worthy Splash

by Jim From Sprite April 3, 2019

splishy splashy

1. As a question; to ask if would be desireable to consume or purchase wine.
2. A descriptive term for wine.

1.
Person A: Splishy splashy (waving bottle at person B)?
Person B: Sure!

2.
Person A: What did you buy at the supermarket?
Person B: Loadsa bread, milk and some splishy splashy

by ian March 17, 2005

splash the boots

to urinate

Could you indicate me where's the restroom? I need to splash the boots.

by kishigae October 31, 2008

splashy john

A splashy john is when there is a puddle of pee/water/god-knows-what under a urinal from the previous users of the urinal. A splashy john is especially disgusting if you are at a pool or a place where you are not wearing shoes. One way to avoid the puddle on a splashy john is to spread your legs so your feet are on either side of the puddle instead of taking a leak with your legs together which would mean that both your feet would be in the puddle.

"Timmy did you use the bathroom?"
"Fuck naw mommy! I got a splashy john!"

by poopy butt January 20, 2015

protein splash

The act of ejaculation on a partner's face. Protein refers to the protein content present in semen or ejaculate.

She wouldn't let me cum in her mouth, so I gave her a protein splash and blinded her.

by Chris Raven January 11, 2006