Double Spooner

another word for a boner/erection

dude, i have a raging double spooner right now.

by Toejamfat May 24, 2012

callum spooner

A young Challenging boy who is most if the time kind to friends and family.

Good morning Callum Spooner.

by Catlover2006 May 3, 2018

Wicker Sponter

A long, generally wide, paddle used to beat innocent concrete rocks. This paddle would sometimes be made out of metal instead of wood. You can easily play the game "Frontier Sponter" with these in order to see who does the most damage to a concrete rock.

Hey! Want to play Frontier Sponter? I'll get my metal Wicker Sponter.

by Dick Bullick September 14, 2019

kyle spooner

sexy fella who unfortunately smokes weed

“he’s soo fit but i wish he didn’t smoke weed”
“what can ye do, he’s kyle spooner”

by wickawoo12 October 5, 2019

Mr spooner

one of those teachers that think all the kids like them, has a big forehead and spends their time watching kids

mr spooners such a nonce

by FWEFGwegWE February 1, 2022

Zak Spooner

Zak Spooner is a person who has fluffy frosted tips as hair, he is very cute and is gay

I want Zak Spooner to be the love of my life

by pishaisverydelicious January 3, 2024

shit spooner

one who steals shit from an ass using a spoon

dont fw him hes a shit spooner

by GABEBESTX1771 December 31, 2025