Skoofiest

When something or someone is poking or thinking about poking their own brown with any object that is around, perferably fruits and vegetables.

It was so sketchy last night when Ashleigh was being the skoofiest person on myspace by talking about her b hole in all those bulletins.

by i'm white milk March 12, 2009

Sploofee

A sweaty queef on a yoga ball.

Deborah made a Sploofee in yoga class today and everyone laughed. She never attended yoga again.

by Copperpipecatina July 17, 2016

spoff balloon

When you realise you have no tissues whilst bashing one out and you don't want to spum your nodes everywhere and make a mess. When you are about to "spend" simply pinch the end of your foreskin and blow up your own spoff balloon. Allow no seepage.

I emptied my Spoff Balloon over your mum. It was all over her boat like a plasterers radio.

by Nob Gnarley September 16, 2017

Snoofy

A fun little sound to make when you're bored, and it makes you smile.

Snoofy oof

Oof snoof

Snoofy oofy goofy poof

by I eat pears332 January 11, 2019

Snooful

A really shitty Reddit chat bot.

Jim: You guys heard of Snooful?
Joe: Is that the really shitty Reddit chat bot.
Jim: Yeah.

by MostOriginalHandle June 9, 2019

SHOOFTING

WE YOU GO ALL IN ON SOMETHING , FULL SEND

ARE SHOOFTING IT THIS WEEKEND ?

by WALSHINGTIN January 26, 2021

smoofer

this word can substitute for any word that may not be appropriat to say at a particular time or place. if you are talking to someone about something private and dont want otehr people to understand what you are saying say SMOOFER!!!

i went home today and had me a nice smoofer

chris and me smoofered for almost 2 hours last nite!

pass me the smoofer

by Brittney Campbell May 10, 2005