Caveman spongebob

A new meme that is used when something surprising happens

I had a caveman spongebob moment yesterday

by SUMFURRYTHING June 16, 2016

spongebob

A 4th grader's fingerpaint except WITHOUT the talent

A cartoon created by Stephen Hillenburg, the person who also created Rocko's Modern Life

Man...I can't believe they replaced Rocko's Modern Life for this talking sponge that's suppose to be funny.

by Retrospect July 10, 2005

Dirty Spongebob

A Dirty Spongebob is basically when a girl has a sponge in her vagina meant to absorb jizz from her partner(s), then after someone peaks in her bitch wrinkle, the removes it and then slaps the other person in the face. (It is much like Dirty Pog.)

Damn, I was about to do Dirty Pog to this chick, then she suddenly gives me a Dirty Spongebob.

by Sakeeya March 29, 2012

spongebob

The little square guy on television from who most of my livelyhood comes.

SpongeBob:Rember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

by asfdsfgegfb August 15, 2007

Spongebob

A freakish form of sponge which has gained the ability of speech. Most of his viewers are idiots (Like him) and should go stab themselves as soon as they can. He pales in comparison to Invader Zim, and I will take it upon myself to kill spongebob's entire artist team so he can never be drawn again.

Once I went home and saw that Nickelodion canceled Invader Zim and made spongebob its Poster boy. I then cut my wrists open and watched Adult Swim.

by RagMeRock December 3, 2004

Spongeboscis

A spongy nose, short for "spongy proboscis." A nose that is flexible, with little or soft cartilage.

Her spongeboscis flattened against his face when she kissed him.

by randomhuman999 April 19, 2010

Spongebobbery

Noun.

Actions or behaviour befitting everyone's favourite cartoon sponge such as blowing bubbles, hollering "I'M READY!", being unreasonably enthusiastic about your job & making up & singing songs on the spot.

Spongebobbery can fall just about anywhere on the spectrum of good & evil.

Example 1:
Person A: Hi, Person B! What are you doing today? I'm going to work four shifts back to back! I can't wait! Today is the best day ever! I'M READY!
Person B: What Spongebobbery is this? Go away!

Example 2:
Person C comes upon Person D blowing bubbles with alarming skill.
Person C: What Spongebobbery is this? Can you give me a bubble blowing lesson?

by The venerable lady M. Jane April 26, 2011