Smoking a dirty

Smoking a blunt laced with an added narcotic like cocaine, heroin, or molly. Typically combining drugs with opposite affects like uppers and downers.

Smoking a dirty will bring you to that next level, spark at your own risk.

by SnoopsWifey May 19, 2018

Sporking

A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.

Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it.
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.

(An example of a Sporking: das-sporkingdotlivejournaldotcom/561dothtml)

by psthebirdbites January 11, 2012

Snoking

The act of snoking is when the party holds the cannabis for a long period of time. Also known as to snoke, or snail smoking.

Bruh, you snoking. Pass that.

by Daddydog July 8, 2018

smoking a black

Smoking a black and mild cigarette. Tobacco.

He's smoking a black, but I told him it's weed.

by SageMage November 25, 2017

Smoking

The legal act of killing off unintelligent humans, preventing overpopulation and the transfer of low intelligence levels and laziness to offspring.

All the cool kids are smoking outside

by RecoJohnson July 4, 2010

smoking

a way for people to look dumb ruin their health and hygiene automatically repulses everyone in 1 mile radius makes small children cry when they learn what will happen to their smoking family/ parents. yeah you will look real cool hooked up to an oxygen machine with a hole in you check false teeth and a cigarette in your hand!

Nat :hey kate lets buy that 'cool' smoker a drink
kate: really, you now its a legal and painful way to Die!
Nat :oh really? never mind!

smoking killed my Grandpa he even quit, reason the smoke was in the carpet after he had been smoking for so long. i was five years old

by Clutzs is kinda clever July 7, 2010

smoking rope

Smoking weed. the plant used to make weed, Cannabis, is also used for making rope.

yo, you been smoking rope? cause ure fucking blazin man.

by TTG December 22, 2007