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cock sniffing

When one male tailgates another male in traffic.
When one male doesn't mind another males personal affairs.
That guy better stop cock sniffing me.
by Sam Michelle May 2, 2019
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cat sniffing

n. (in Chinese context) The act of kissing a cat in an ecstatic manner. Such behavior is involuntary and caused by addiction to cute cats.
Cat sniffing for one day, cat slave forever.
by je veux phoque July 26, 2019
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Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.
I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...
by Pokchop March 5, 2022
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nose sniffing aggressiveness

when a short human sniffs aggresivelly due to the fact that all tall people arent short
Damn you short nose sniffing aggressiveness short human being
by Big_cheese-balls.ca October 11, 2022
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Money splitting

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

or

She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

or

Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

or

Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
by RogetsCreasedThesaurus July 1, 2023
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Captain chair splitting

While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.
Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.
by Purple nurble February 8, 2022
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Pillow Skiffing

The act of inserting the corners of a undesirable mates pillow into your ass therefore making it contaminated for when they come to sleep on it.
That asshole has been staring at my girlfriends rack all night, he's crashing at mine,
he's so gonna be the victim of pillow skiffing....
by Ben Walbridge August 5, 2006
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