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Slaggy couple

When two people under the age of 16 (UK) participate in any sexual activity, such as fingering, sex, blowjobs etc.
Here is a typical Slaggy couple scenario:

Tom walked home one night. there, dressed in only a bra and tracksuit bottoms, was the love of his life, Jess. He couldnt help but feel his eyes drift to her wonderfully large breasts supported by her skimpy red bra. he moved closer, his penis throbbing. She grabbed his tie, remove it and stuffed her well made small hands down his boxers. His penis pulsed like a fast heartbeat. Before tom knew it, Jessica removed his trousers, grabbed his now erect cock, and sucked like a vacuum. he was so excited and happy. He ejaculated the most amazing, thick sperm all over her face. He passed out he was so horny.
by footballfan99 April 17, 2010
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Shlagoogle

A porn-watching cat.

Derivative of flagoogle, a porn-watching dog.
Woh, I just caught my cat watching pr0n. He's such a shlagoogle.
by Eadoin December 30, 2010
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Slut Slag Whore

A game where the first player says an insulting term for a woman, then the next player quickly repeats that term and adds another after it. The game ends when one player makes a mistake.
Similar to the game "Simon".
Player 1: "Lets play Slut Slag Whore."
Player 2: "OK, you go first."
Player 1: "Slut."
Player 2: "Slut slag."
Player 1: "Slut slag bitch."
Player 2: "Slut slag bitch whore cunt."
Player 1: "Slut slag bitch whore cunt slag."
Player 2: "Slut slag bitch whore cunt slag cunt."
Player 1: "Slut slag cunt... dammit."
by 708ert November 28, 2009
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kebab slag

someone who enjoys throwing kebabs at friends faces. they are also pretty whore'ish e.g. goes out without a skirt just pants, but still pretty hot
by superdobbo56 May 8, 2010
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Molten slag

A massive slag, most likely, but not always from Spain. Will destroy one man per night. If she takes it to the next level and starts on multiple guys then she becomes a volcanic slag.
Mate, she's absolutly molten.

Check out that molten slag.
by Raymondo The Great January 25, 2006
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pop slag

Someone who, for one minute, loves a pop thing with all their heart, and then loses interest once a more shiny and exciting contender appears.
He's such a pop slag! I can't believe he ditched Britney for Ashlee!
by Boneeqwa de la Melange January 23, 2008
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cuntish slag

1. A cross between a cunt and a slag
2. Normally associated with girls on holiday, with wide minges often have minge paste and smelly thongs,
3. Ex Girlfriends
"You fukin cuntish slag"

"Ginny Macfee you Cuntish Slag"

"God that girl was such a cuntish slag and she had a smelly cum dumpster"
by Zac + DJ March 7, 2008
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