Soapy Hand Slap

The Soapy Hand Slap is a sexual act. The way it works is a male ejaculates into his hand, works the spunk into a bit of a lather, then slaps his sexual partner in the face with his now jizz-lathered hand.

Guy : Ugghhhhhnnnnnnnnnn....uhhh....nnnnnnnnn....ah. Ahh. Ah-ah-oh-uhhhhhnnnn. (heavy breathing ensues)

Girl : Whew! That was...well, that was, um...good.

Guy : (fakes masturbating using spunk as lube, in order to work up a lather)

Girl : Oh. You trying to get it up so we can go again?

Guy : Soapy Hand Slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing spunk across her face).

Girl : So, wer'e done, right? I mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. Ok. Well, see you later, asshole.

by blackholepcs July 11, 2009

Sappy

Gilbert Chan

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

soapy wank

A Jack and Seven as your hole cards in a hand of Texas Hold 'em Poker.

With two 7's and a Jack on the flop and a Soapy Wank in the hand I had a full house.

by Poker December 28, 2005

Soapy Sack

A cheesdick, asshole, douche-bag or just your standard everyday prick. Someone you think about while you are soaping your pills in the shower.

Hey soapy sack, you think you want to stop hitting on my buddy's wife?

by surfdog March 10, 2009

sappy susan

A woman who has natural lubricants thicker than a sappy tree

My goodness my new girlfriend is a right sappy susan

by BIGJOHNY5 May 6, 2016

Soapy

a thicc girl with huge tits

hey soapy, wanna have some fun?

by Daniel sucks June 23, 2020

Spappy

The act of pulling out of a woman’s vagina and spraying your love juice all over her.

I was fucking Lori in the back of my truck when I suddenly pulled out and spappy all over her face.

by The_Kerse June 26, 2020