soviet

(n.) A person who clings to the past, particularly a socialist who believes russia will rise again under a communist regimé.

You are such a soviet, get over it already, it happened 13 years ago.

by Gumba Gumba May 19, 2004

Soviet Girl

A girl who smokes meth, who's ex boyfriend is dead, who has a dragon tattoo, who is hardly welcome in her own house, who's father is a biker. These are all red flags. In other words she has so many red flags she's Soviet.

Yeah I know she was a Soviet girl, but she's the best I ever had. Maybe communism ain't so bad. Nah mean bruh?

by WaffenPanzer April 8, 2018

Soviet Mudflap

Your partner must have explosive diarrhea You anally penetrate your partner of choice with the stock of an Ak-47, and they begin uncontrollably shitting all over the firearm. You then penetrate the barrel of the firearm and use your testicles as a mudflap to control the explosive shit. Once done, you remove the firearm and use the cum and shit covered rounds to protect the motherland.

"Why is rifle covered in cum and shit comrade?"

"I gave the wife the good ol' Soviet Mudflap last night blayt."

by Ni🅱️🅱️a Cat March 8, 2019

Soviet Giga Chad

The chadiest of the soviet chads all moscow chicks like him he got a perfect 69 degrees chin.

ZAMN BRO THIS GUY IS A SOVIET GIGA CHAD

by Soviet giga chad 1945-6969 May 28, 2022

Soviet

A russian gay porn show involving soviet and another person

Soviet: Wow I love that jump into gay porn
Random Onlooker: mhm
Soviet: yes mhm

by Mooselflies June 10, 2009

soviet tea bag

for an extemly gaymale to preform a tea bagging of of another male

ex. phill mullay soviet tea bags all day every day

by alonsgnegni0 June 14, 2009

sovietized

Somebody who seems to be brainwashed by a Soviet.

He was definitely Sovietized.

by bolshevikgirl March 21, 2014