Southwested

When your travel plans get ruined by an airlines flight cancelations due to ineptness but they use weather as cover.

1. We were going to spend the holidays with our family, but we got Southwested and spent the holidays at home alone. 2. We had a great anniversary trip planned, but we got Southwested, so we never went.

by WesselVessel December 29, 2022

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Southwest Redwing

The act of putting fajita seasoning on a woman's vignia who is menstruating and eating her out.

Marty: Hey Erik, how did your date go?

Erik: It was badass dude I gave her a Southwest Redwing.

by Haunted April 17, 2023

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Southwest

An ultra low cost large passenger airliner. It has a history of settings records from being the most profitable to the most unprofitable. It sets the profitable records by skimping on contracts and doing nickel and dime techniques to give their workers the worst employment of their lives. Then on December 2022 it set the record for the most unprofitable airline in the history of aviation, losing 1 billion usd in 4 days. They did this by skimping on investments for frontline employees and constantly short staffing people for years. I would avoid them as much as possible. This should remain in the history archives for records.

Hey Heard you got stranded by Southwest? Yeah they took my bagged, apparently they thought I gave it to them for free.

by The Worst in the Southwest May 10, 2023

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Southgate

Southgate: the last name of England's men's national football team manager Gareth Southgate. Commonly known for his unorthodox, and quite frankly, wasteful tactics and man-management of capable individuals.

To be a Southgate is to be passive, do things at half measures and irritate everybody around.

"Oh baby, why are you sticking only the tip inside me? Don't be a Southgate!"
"Bin Laden and Southgate are both terrorists, but the difference is that Bin Laden took both towers down, while Southgate would get one then fall back."

by Gerald725DoubleBarrel June 26, 2024

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