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Definitions by NganLekawaii

The most hated man in world football, making England as boring as they had always been.
What's the fastest way out of Wembley? The Southgate.
Southgate by NganLekawaii September 3, 2024
An overrated Spanish kid who plays as a midfielder for FC Barcelona.
Fans always big him up as the next Xavi, not realising that he could only squeeze at most 7 G/A per season.
Became European football's Golden Boy in 2022, though Jude Bellingham (BVB) and Jamal Musiala (Bayern) deserved it more.
Always overshadowed by teammates Pedri and Fermín López, the latter having impressed at the Olympics.
Didn't make the squads for Euro 2024 and the Paris Olympics.
"Don't know why this Gavi kid beat our own Musiala to the Golden Boy and getting all the hype." - Bayern fans
Gavi by NganLekawaii September 2, 2024

Camavinga 

The Swiss army knife of Real Madrid and a prime meme material in the football community.
If something's wrong, you can always count on Cama.
Carlo Ancelotti: "Oh no, the team bus broke down"
*CAMAVINGA! YEAH, CAMA OH, CAMA OH!*
Camavinga by NganLekawaii August 14, 2024
Literally "lion fighting". Also called "L'Bokator" by the French.
A martial art originating from Cambodia, dating back two millenia, with many fighting styles based on wild animals (heck, even ducks!)
Cambodians claim that Muay Thai and, as a consequence, their own Kun Khmer, originated from Bokator.
According to folklore, a warrior used Bokator to stop lions from invading his village.
"Yuthakun Khom Bokator, our Khmer martial arts"
- "Cambodian Pride", 2023 SEA Games official song
Bokator by NganLekawaii May 12, 2023

Malingsia 

A pun on Malaysia, literally meaning "Malay thieves". Mainly used by Indonesians.
"MALINGSIA ITU ANJING!!!"
- Indonesian fans, 2020
Malingsia by NganLekawaii May 12, 2023

Wkwk land 

Used mostly by foreigners to call Indonesia, as Indonesians laugh with "wkwkwk"
Wkwk land by NganLekawaii May 1, 2023