someone better than me

No one. You are cool man

Omg I’m sooo cool no one is better than mee

No one is better than me

Someone better than me: No one

by Joey Yonn November 20, 2017

Fooling Someone

See Practical Joke

I swear, Practical Joke is the same as fooling someone!

by roflmywafflestatus April 27, 2006

butter someone up

to flatter someone, so as to gain a favor from.

butter someone up, get the high rank.

by q_rtlsh November 27, 2013

Get someone's Irish up

To cause them to go into a blinding, seething, often-homicidal rage. See also: Infuriate.

Get someone's Irish up: "This mother-fucker is gonna get my Irish up if he doesn't get out of my way!"

by voodooKobra August 3, 2007

originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe

The original definition of Hacker
hacker

Axes are overrated.

The other person who did this (the one with the mock html tags) is very clever. Nice :)

by Dharya9 December 3, 2003

Swipe someone to the right

To be attracted by someone because of his/her appearance;

To fancy someone;

To contemplate having sexual intercourse with someone.

Stemming from the dating app Tinder (Android and Apple) where swiping the photo of a person to the right indicates (sexual) attraction.

See also: Swipe someone to the left

"Mate, I saw this girl in a bar last night, she was so good-looking, I'd totally swipe her to the right!"

"He is really nice but I probably would not swipe him to the right."

"Whenever I am horny, I want to swipe someone to the right."

by Brammic October 29, 2014

Calculate Someones Mom

Calculating a mom is a slang term used often in the Azerbaijani area's. In Azeri it is "hesablamaq sənin anan", which roughly translates to "Calculate your mother". In Azeri slang, it means to have sexual relations with someones mother, and after these relations, to upload a review on that mother to some social media. This term is often used in an incestial way. When used to talk about incest it leans more towards the meaning having un orthodox/taboo sex with your own mother.

Elnur: Yo dude have you seen Rashads mom?
Togrul: Yea man. I would totally calculate her.
Elnur: Hell yea. That way everyone can know how good that pussy is.
Togrul: fuck yea.

OR:
Elnur: your mom is totally hot
Togrul: yo I calculate that on the daily
Elnur: Yo bro that is crazy I also wanted to calculate your mom
Togrul: Bro that shit is mine. I am the only man calculating dat ass

OR
Togrul: man i really want to Calculate Someones Mom
Elnur: just calculate your own mom
Togrul: oh yea! thats a great idea!

by Hugetomhanks May 21, 2017