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snorking

the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats
did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?

yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !
by x2f101011 October 10, 2010
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snorkling

When a pussy is so big that you can get your whole head in there and need snorkling gear to breath.
Man, she was so loose that I went snorkling.
by MR1119 December 20, 2007
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Snoodling

The act of tickling a womans butt with your nose while going down on her
She tastes good...
Cool, did you snoodle her?
by Steve Miner February 18, 2005
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snoodling

Deviant sexual act of ejaculating up the partner's nose. No real evidence to support that anybody actually does this, but the term "Nasal Sex" had to be made up for some reason.
Oy, don't talk to that bird. She's a real snoodler who'll take two loads for half a crown, she will!
by Eric July 11, 2004
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snorfeling

Snorfeling is the act of taking the mucous from an infant and using it for sexual purposes.

The mucous is usually taken by covering the infant's face with your mouth and sucking gently. The mouth of the infant is left uncovered to allow it to breath, and so that the pressure of your sucking actually draws out the mucous.

Infant mucous has an amazingly high concentration of rare electrolytes and psychotropics, particularly when compared to other substances widely used in sexual relations.

Once drawn from the infant, the mucous is used in many ways:

1. The primary use for the substance is to just ingest it; the 'high' one gets from it greatly heightens sexual experience for the next few hours.

2. The mucous is also used by dribbling it onto one's self or one's partner and licking it off. This has the same effects as ingestation, however adds some foreplay to the equation.

3. Finally, the mucous can be used as an adequate lubricant. Some of the effects from the substance can be felt by absorbing it through the skin of the genitals, though to a much lesser extent.
by internet lol April 3, 2004
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great weather for snorkeling

It is sarcasm, and has nothing to do with snorkeling. The phrase simply means that the weather is horrible. Therefore snorkeling would infact be impossible, unless you wanted to freeze yourself to death.
"Wow, with all this ice, its great weather for snorkeling!"
by SilentLemon January 24, 2009
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snoddling

cross between snowing, sleeting and raining. The weather just can't make up it's mind!
It was snoddling as we crossed the Puget Sound.
by L Gibbs March 7, 2007
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